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IPL Match 51 | DC vs MI | 31-Oct-2020 | 3:30 pm IST | Dubai

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  1. 1. Sunday newspaper headline will be _______

    • (Honorable) Chole Bhature cruises to victory
      1
    • (Honorable) Chole Bhature wins a thriller
      1
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins courtesy cheating
      2
    • (Vile) Vada Pav flukes a win
      1
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins via cheating+fluke
      2
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins fair and square (background: Ambani henchmen pointing guns at the chief editors to report so)
      4

  2. 2. How many perfectly valid wides and no-balls won't be called by umps when Bambis are bowling?

  3. 3. Latest sneaky tactic(s) employed by Bambis to gain unfair edge will be _______ (multiple options permitted)

    • Jio (jersey sponsor of DC) threatening to pull out and make DC players play bare-chested in the match....scared fatsos Pant/Shaw/Hetmyer/Ashwin sit out
      4
    • Food poisoning in DC's hotel before the match
      4
    • Underworld agents of Mota bhai threatening DC players and team management
      5
    • Changing ground dimensions, atmospheric conditions, ball/pitch tampering during break
      6
    • Bribing scorecard keepers, umpires, match ref like previous matches
      5
    • Coach Ponting (ex-Bambi coach) is double agent directly reporting to Nita Ambani
      6
    • Paying Global.Baba to jinx DC once again
      3
    • Cutting transmission mid-match and inventing made up scores all the while DC players in hostage situation with mouth gagged, limbs tied and surrounded by Reliance's death squad
      4
    • Defection of some DC players to dark side (adopting the best practices of Indian politics)
      4
    • DC travel vehicle hijacked on the way to the stadium, MI wins by forfeit
      2

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asterix Proficient

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Just now, The Realist said:

What happened to the weekend script? @asterix

 

This is so one sided

I’m actually surprised... I can only say that DC is inexperienced in playing a competitive script. If Script says lose, MI atleast makes it competitive for Paisa Wasool... 

 

Also could be that top if the table teams are free of scripts and actual talent of teams (kaun kitbey paani mein hain) coming out...

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10 minutes ago, nitinbwj said:

Ambani uncle’s sena looks unstoppable at the moment. Top class wicket taking bowlers, aggressive top order and intimidating middle and lower order. 
 

MI are lifting the trophy on the 10th. 

What you SEE is not what you GET IN Middle East Cricket...

 

A team is made to look invincible so that people start putting money on it.

 

Then suddenly that team loses key matches resulting in rugs being pulled under the feet of those who put money on that team... 

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Well cheated Bambis

 

Dhawan was not out, catch not clean....cost us 40 runs and momentum in first 10

Iyer inconclusive but ok, let us give benefit of doubt to bowling side

Harshal Patel blunder, horrible LBW call.....cost us 10 runs in the end, he could have easily played at 100 SR unlike Dubey

At least 5 wides not called, so blatant their bag of filthy tricks, they aren't even trying to hide their bias

Cos of all this tension, other batsmen couldn't play freely, lost another 15 runs min

 

So in a fair world target will be around 180. But since we are playing Mumbai Mafia.....

What can I say? This is BS, how do you play 11 vs 13 every single *ing time.

 

We should just forfeit the match, take a principled stand, doesn't matter if our qualification chances diminish, don't play by the mafia rulebook. How does one put up with daylight robbery?

 

If Bambis have any shame left they should agree to readjust the target to 180 failing which even this campaign of theirs will be asterisked forever. 

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6 minutes ago, Gollum said:

Well cheated Bambis

 

Dhawan was not out, catch not clean....cost us 40 runs and momentum in first 10

Iyer inconclusive but ok, let us give benefit of doubt to bowling side

Harshal Patel blunder, horrible LBW call.....cost us 10 runs in the end, he could have easily played at 100 SR unlike Dubey

At least 5 wides not called, so blatant their bag of filthy tricks, they aren't even trying to hide their bias

Cos of all this tension, other batsmen couldn't play freely, lost another 15 runs min

 

So in a fair world target will be around 180. But since we are playing Mumbai Mafia.....

What can I say? This is BS, how do you play 11 vs 13 every single *ing time.

 

We should just forfeit the match, take a principled stand, doesn't matter if our qualification chances diminish, don't play by the mafia rulebook. How does one put up with daylight robbery?

 

If Bambis have any shame left they should agree to readjust the target to 180 failing which even this campaign of theirs will be asterisked forever. 

They even kidnapped DC players parents to underperform. greedy bambani :money:

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