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IPL Match 51 | DC vs MI | 31-Oct-2020 | 3:30 pm IST | Dubai

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  1. 1. Sunday newspaper headline will be _______

    • (Honorable) Chole Bhature cruises to victory
      1
    • (Honorable) Chole Bhature wins a thriller
      1
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins courtesy cheating
      2
    • (Vile) Vada Pav flukes a win
      1
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins via cheating+fluke
      2
    • (Vile) Vada Pav wins fair and square (background: Ambani henchmen pointing guns at the chief editors to report so)
      4

  2. 2. How many perfectly valid wides and no-balls won't be called by umps when Bambis are bowling?

  3. 3. Latest sneaky tactic(s) employed by Bambis to gain unfair edge will be _______ (multiple options permitted)

    • Jio (jersey sponsor of DC) threatening to pull out and make DC players play bare-chested in the match....scared fatsos Pant/Shaw/Hetmyer/Ashwin sit out
      4
    • Food poisoning in DC's hotel before the match
      4
    • Underworld agents of Mota bhai threatening DC players and team management
      5
    • Changing ground dimensions, atmospheric conditions, ball/pitch tampering during break
      6
    • Bribing scorecard keepers, umpires, match ref like previous matches
      5
    • Coach Ponting (ex-Bambi coach) is double agent directly reporting to Nita Ambani
      6
    • Paying Global.Baba to jinx DC once again
      3
    • Cutting transmission mid-match and inventing made up scores all the while DC players in hostage situation with mouth gagged, limbs tied and surrounded by Reliance's death squad
      4
    • Defection of some DC players to dark side (adopting the best practices of Indian politics)
      4
    • DC travel vehicle hijacked on the way to the stadium, MI wins by forfeit
      2

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speedheat Enthusiast

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6 minutes ago, Gollum said:

Well cheated Bambis

 

Dhawan was not out, catch not clean....cost us 40 runs and momentum in first 10

Iyer inconclusive but ok, let us give benefit of doubt to bowling side

Harshal Patel blunder, horrible LBW call.....cost us 10 runs in the end, he could have easily played at 100 SR unlike Dubey

At least 5 wides not called, so blatant their bag of filthy tricks, they aren't even trying to hide their bias

Cos of all this tension, other batsmen couldn't play freely, lost another 15 runs min

 

So in a fair world target will be around 180. But since we are playing Mumbai Mafia.....

What can I say? This is BS, how do you play 11 vs 13 every single *ing time.

 

We should just forfeit the match, take a principled stand, doesn't matter if our qualification chances diminish, don't play by the mafia rulebook. How does one put up with daylight robbery?

 

If Bambis have any shame left they should agree to readjust the target to 180 failing which even this campaign of theirs will be asterisked forever. 

Nice try but hereafter you won't create any dc thread let other fans with no ill fortune take over.

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Real McCoy Proficient

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2 minutes ago, Swag said:

It is good this IPL is showing up pretenders like Iyer, Pandey, Gill etc. 

The Indian T20 team should be adjusted accordingly. 

Keep these players for one dayers, but not T20.

I wonder how Pant gets missed in the pretenders list. Samson, Kishan and even KLR can keep and all of these have performed better than Pant. Gill has the makings of a test player. may not be suited for t20s

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12 minutes ago, Real McCoy said:

I wonder how Pant gets missed in the pretenders list. Samson, Kishan and even KLR can keep and all of these have performed better than Pant. Gill has the makings of a test player. may not be suited for t20s

Agree, based on current form Pant should be in there. I'd have Samson or Kishan in a heartbeat over him.

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LordPrabhzy Veteran

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3 minutes ago, Real McCoy said:

why are they pushing this women's ipl on the people. nobody watches it even if telecast free :noidea:

ok big man. No one is physically putting your face on the tv.

 

So youre saying that women cricketers dont deserve to have the same opportunities to make it big in the game? No one watches it as there isnt a product there yet, once the womens IPL starts, it will be a different story.

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Stan AF Grand Master

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9 minutes ago, Gollum said:

Both DC and Punjoos may fail to qualify now :((, * this league. 

 

Hate to break it you, Dilli were never that good a team. They fluked some wins in the start. This is their real place.

 

And as for Punjab, They should have never benched Gayle at the start of the tournament. And KL has become a tuk tuk legend this year.

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