What should we do to avoid a whitewash?

[nevada]

Send the boys to a night club. Bio bubble broken, tour called off, whitewash avoided!

[Sandeep99]

Abandon the tour and come back 

[ShoonyaSifar]

Send Shastri back along with Kohli. With both the dictators out, our team will surely find its fighting spirit back

[Vk1]

collectively they cant do much in Kohlis absence.. time for some individual brilliances from ChePu / Mayank / Rahul / Gill

[Vk1]

if they do manage to make some sort of comeback in this series.. forget winning.. even if we somehow draw this one.. it should

be counted as the greatest victory in this century.

[Majestic]

We should drop Pujara because we are clueless posters and only like playing tamasha IPL cricket between Mumbai Indians and Chennai super kings.

[nevada]

27 minutes ago, ShoonyaSifar said:

Send Shastri back along with Kohli. With both the dictators out, our team will surely find its fighting spirit back

Shastri should go back permanently. Gautam Gambhir should be made coach for the tour. He can do more from India via conf call than bevda who is useless despite being with the team. 

[nevada]

https://m.timesofindia.com/sports/cricket/india-in-australia/rahul-dravid-should-be-rushed-to-australia-to-guide-indian-batsmen-dilip-vengsarkar/amp_articleshow/79821229.cms

[Sandeep99]

Yes we always make fun of the 90s but that decade still produced champion cricketers for us. Remember when India were robbed in Sydney, 2008? I remember how India roared back in Perth against an all pace attack. That kind of a fight earns you respect. This fake respect generated out of IPL is going to fade away when they find alternatives. 

[puneet28]

Send the boys to a night club. Bio bubble broken, tour called off, whitewash avoided!

There is nothing like bio bubble in Australia. You serve your mandatory 14 day quarantine, then you can mingle with people as normal. Players are free to visit any place in that city.
A new cluster in Sydney has emerged over the weekend, otherwise it was all clear to travel all over the Australian during Christmas break.

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[nevada]

1 hour ago, Sandeep99 said:

Yes we always make fun of the 90s but that decade still produced champion cricketers for us. Remember when India were robbed in Sydney, 2008? I remember how India roared back in Perth against an all pace attack. That kind of a fight earns you respect. This fake respect generated out of IPL is going to fade away when they find alternatives. 

That same team also won the 2002 test in Leeds electing to bat first on a pitch favorable to the bowlers. That was so badass! This present lot would fold for less than what Bangar scored alone. 

[nevada]

7 minutes ago, puneet28 said:

There is nothing like bio bubble in Australia. You serve your mandatory 14 day quarantine, then you can mingle with people as normal. Players are free to visit any place in that city.
A new cluster in Sydney has emerged over the weekend, otherwise it was all clear to travel all over the Australian during Christmas break.

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Damn, there goes the only hope! 

[Clarke]

chicken out using a variety of excuses

 

- claim the Adelaide pitch as "atrocious" and park a plane at the airport of every venue like 2008 to bully ACB/ICC into producing subcontinent tracks

- exaggerate covid cases in sydney and publish some fake news around people turning into alligators due to virus/vaccine, thus leaving the country immediately

- project a small camp fire as another bushfire apocalypse like last year, creating many breathing problems for our superstars who are ordinarily used to very low AQI 

- pledge loyalty to Anushka mata and end the tour to serve her & emperor Kohli in their hour of need, will certainly enhance many useless careers

- play with small drone or RC plane and photograph it such that it looks like Chinese nuclear bomber in Australian skies, thus prompting immediate evacuation

- claim to be born again enlightened farmers and wanting to join farm laws protests in India, thus leaving right away

- the easiest option, cry racism

 

this is what happens when you plan to watch some competitive test cricket after a while and get served like y'day