Real McCoy Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 9:32 PM, Mariyam said: With deference to the current situation in the Middle East Q: How does an Israeli bid farewell to a Palestinian? A: Zionara Don't crack this joke in israel/palestine. this would have YOU in splits coffee_rules and Mariyam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Real McCoy, nevada, velu and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share Posted July 20, 2021 He is Aries, I am a Virgo. Shayad isi liye hamari jodi kuch Gemini. coffee_rules, dial_100 and Yoda-esque 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 He is Aries, I am a Virgo. Shayad isi liye hamari jodi kuch Gemini.Thought you were talking about yourself Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Old lame one Which is the longest word in English? A- Smiles, between two Ss there is a mile Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Anushka Sharma with a choker (before marriage) Anushka Sharma with a choker after marriage Anushka Sharma with 2 chokers Choker without Anushka Sharma saik, velu, Mariyam and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted July 31, 2021 Author Share Posted July 31, 2021 On 7/21/2021 at 12:36 AM, Yoda-esque said: On 7/21/2021 at 12:05 AM, Mariyam said: He is Aries, I am a Virgo. Shayad isi liye hamari jodi kuch Gemini. Thought you were talking about yourself Yup. He is Aries. I am a Virgo. That Taurus apart. Yoda-esque and Lord 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Yup. He is Aries. I am a Virgo. That Taurus apart.Is this an original? If so, hatsoff. Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuarantineTormentino Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 Q. In what event would a country ban Bonsai Culture? A. If they want to cultivate bigotries Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted August 5, 2021 Share Posted August 5, 2021 On 7/31/2021 at 10:23 PM, Mariyam said: Yup. He is Aries. I am a Virgo. That Taurus apart. taurus , gemini , cancer and leo sings are between aries and virgo dial_100 and Mariyam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 A Person who eats eggs, but doesn't believe in the nutrition facts about eggs is called an Eggnostic A Gymnasium sport for atheists only - Gym-nastiks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dial_100 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 On 7/19/2021 at 11:24 AM, coffee_rules said: That last wala is like ..." Seriously who? not again" coffee_rules and velu 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) Joe Biden Kamala Harris Ticket can be called JoKam BiHaris Edited September 4, 2021 by coffee_rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 Why does Kailash Kher call RaGa as Rahul Andhi? Coz: Tere naam se G loon.... dial_100 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Mariyam said: Why does Kailash Kher call RaGa as Rahul Andhi? Coz: Tere naam se G loon.... winner declared . Prize will be given by Autam Ambhir Edited September 4, 2021 by coffee_rules Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 If you take 3.14 out of OPINIONS, you get only ONIONS! diga and Mariyam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacktoCricaddict Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 These may already be posted on this thread, and none of them are original - just copied from a WhatsApp fwd: Adding onion-garlic to your food might not make your pain go away but it kaanda lehsuns your agony. Stole money from my dad's wallet and went to Starbucks. Cafe Latte padi, when he found out. BATTER work hard than sit IDLI. DOSA are my final words of wisdom. Dr. Emma is only a phone call away. If you have any problem, dilemma. Mariyam and dial_100 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Would have cracked some puns on the IPL, but MI am not in the mood right now. dial_100 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevada Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 My first ever pun - Why did Prithvi head back to the pavilion so early? To go and gorge on Shaw-arma! Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share Posted October 13, 2021 Question: How does Prithvi dance at weddings? Answer: Say Shaw-va Shaw-va coffee_rules, nevada and dial_100 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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