Mariyam Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Share whatever you can come up with. Puns on any topic. Idea is not to make this thread a repository of puns that already exist on the internet. Your originality and creativity are highly appreciated. Edited February 14, 2021 by Mariyam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted February 14, 2021 Author Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) To start with: What does Chomsky sing whilst waiting for his paramour? Tera Noam liya, tujhe yaad kiya. Edited February 14, 2021 by Mariyam EnterTheVoid and BacktoCricaddict 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted February 14, 2021 Author Share Posted February 14, 2021 One on chess How good is the English opening? Play it and c4 yourself. randomGuy, BacktoCricaddict, nikred and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 What did Virat Kohli said to Sibley when he took his catch? Ben Stokes randomGuy, beetle, Straight Drive and 5 others 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuarantineTormentino Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 What do you call two crows hanging out next to each other? Attempted Murder Mariyam and BacktoCricaddict 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, QuarantineTormentino said: What do you call two crows hanging out next to each other? Attempted Murder Had to google to get this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 In COVID times, test negative, stay positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 My version on Nike’s “Just Do It” Just do it later. Just do it tomorrow. Just don’t do it. Just give it to someone else. Stan AF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 The reward for good work is just more work. Learnt this lesson the hard way in the consultancy (read: body shop) business. Mariyam and beetle 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Happy Valentines Day baby, I love you more than sambar. We both cracked up laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FischerTal Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 What does Gujju kid say to his elders? Bhaiyo Behno... raki05, nevada, beetle and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 11 hours ago, QuarantineTormentino said: What do you call two crows hanging out next to each other? Attempted Murder I never knew that superstition that three crows seen together bodes murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Why is Ben Stokes powerful than Romesh Talwar in Punjab? Because Phen is mightier than the sword [truly original] Edited February 14, 2021 by coffee_rules Mariyam, BacktoCricaddict and jf1gp_1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) What is a keyboard and a terminal called in south India? Aiyoo How do they introduce themselves? AiAiyoo [ok, agreed, lame original] Edited February 14, 2021 by coffee_rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 From WAU Browser wars sandeep 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Which song did AR Patel’s parents sing when he was born? Axar is duniya mein.... nevada, Mariyam, beetle and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacktoCricaddict Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Like the murder example. Pride of the jungle. coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, BacktoCricaddict said: Like the murder example. Pride of the jungle. I’d say spot Kejriwal in the pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 On 2/14/2021 at 11:39 AM, urbestfriend said: What did Virat Kohli said to Sibley when he took his catch? Ben Stokes What was Sibley's retort? For Foakes sake Virat, we're on live TV!! nevada, urbestfriend, beetle and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfriend Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Mariyam said: What was Sibley's retort? For Foakes sake Virat, we're on live TV!! Virat in his punjabi style... As If I give a Dom sibley? Tum tho bada dom bess nikla yaar... Mariyam and raki05 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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