Mariyam Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Share whatever you can come up with. Puns on any topic. Idea is not to make this thread a repository of puns that already exist on the internet. Your originality and creativity are highly appreciated. Edited February 14, 2021 by Mariyam
Mariyam Posted February 14, 2021 Author Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) To start with: What does Chomsky sing whilst waiting for his paramour? Tera Noam liya, tujhe yaad kiya. Edited February 14, 2021 by Mariyam EnterTheVoid and BacktoCricaddict 1 1
Mariyam Posted February 14, 2021 Author Posted February 14, 2021 One on chess How good is the English opening? Play it and c4 yourself. Cricketics, FischerTal, dial_100 and 5 others 1 7
urbestfriend Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 What did Virat Kohli said to Sibley when he took his catch? Ben Stokes Cricketics, beetle, QuarantineTormentino and 5 others 7 1
QuarantineTormentino Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 What do you call two crows hanging out next to each other? Attempted Murder Mariyam and BacktoCricaddict 2
urbestfriend Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, QuarantineTormentino said: What do you call two crows hanging out next to each other? Attempted Murder Had to google to get this
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 In COVID times, test negative, stay positive.
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 My version on Nike’s “Just Do It” Just do it later. Just do it tomorrow. Just don’t do it. Just give it to someone else. Stan AF 1
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 The reward for good work is just more work. Learnt this lesson the hard way in the consultancy (read: body shop) business. beetle and Mariyam 1 1
EnterTheVoid Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 Happy Valentines Day baby, I love you more than sambar. We both cracked up laughing.
FischerTal Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 What does Gujju kid say to his elders? Bhaiyo Behno... raki05, Mariyam, nevada and 1 other 4
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 11 hours ago, QuarantineTormentino said: What do you call two crows hanging out next to each other? Attempted Murder I never knew that superstition that three crows seen together bodes murder
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Why is Ben Stokes powerful than Romesh Talwar in Punjab? Because Phen is mightier than the sword [truly original] Edited February 14, 2021 by coffee_rules BacktoCricaddict, jf1gp_1 and Mariyam 3
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) What is a keyboard and a terminal called in south India? Aiyoo How do they introduce themselves? AiAiyoo [ok, agreed, lame original] Edited February 14, 2021 by coffee_rules
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 Which song did AR Patel’s parents sing when he was born? Axar is duniya mein.... Mariyam, BacktoCricaddict, nevada and 1 other 4
BacktoCricaddict Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 Like the murder example. Pride of the jungle. coffee_rules 1
coffee_rules Posted February 14, 2021 Posted February 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, BacktoCricaddict said: Like the murder example. Pride of the jungle. I’d say spot Kejriwal in the pic
Mariyam Posted February 15, 2021 Author Posted February 15, 2021 On 2/14/2021 at 11:39 AM, urbestfriend said: What did Virat Kohli said to Sibley when he took his catch? Ben Stokes What was Sibley's retort? For Foakes sake Virat, we're on live TV!! Yoda-esque, coffee_rules, beetle and 4 others 1 6
urbestfriend Posted February 15, 2021 Posted February 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Mariyam said: What was Sibley's retort? For Foakes sake Virat, we're on live TV!! Virat in his punjabi style... As If I give a Dom sibley? Tum tho bada dom bess nikla yaar... Mariyam and raki05 2
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