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He was harrasing lesbians at a gay pride, was he expecting threesome lol. When he got chucked out he pissed on bouncers and cried for help when he got cought. I wonder what hes wife will have to say about this, i remember in 2001 he was arrested and questioned by police after he had row with his wife

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worst part is that place is known as bit of a gay bar. women go there to let their hair down cause they know they wont be harrassed
Your daily adda (joint)?
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Monty Panesar's England career on the line after cricketer fined for urinating on bouncers
Panesar’s county, Sussex, launched an investigation yesterday and will report to the England management who have become increasingly concerned in recent weeks by reports of his behaviour on and off the field. If Sussex suspend Panesar, the action will be supported by the England and Wales Cricket Board, but there is also a realisation that he could need help and support, which would be provided by the Professional Cricketers’ Association.
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@BishanBedi: Very naughty MontyP!Never thoght U'd b so originaly adventuresome!I'd pardon yur 1st attempt at rediscovereing yurself Monty!Now behave Son!
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kap @kaprashoo credit to monty. my aim is poor when i'm sober so such accuracy when drunk is a skill worth exhibiting. Cricket ***** @CricketGandu Monty Panesar giving us proof that you can take the man out of Punjab, but you can't take the Punjab out of the man! http://goo.gl/UQNNm4 Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt Ajit Pawar just accepted Monty Panesar's friend request. #PEErPressure Clean Jobs Wisconsin @rcleanjobswi Only if monty panesar had used DRS, he would been given "not out" Rob B. @_Rob_B Monty Panesar completely changes the meaning single handedly of 'bowling a googly' The Wobbly Bomb @WobblyBomb Does this mean from now on every time @MontyPanesar faces a bouncer, he'll get his tackle out and start spraying the wicket? #PayToSeeThat Sonu @TheOnlySonu Seems Monty Panesar did that thinking England as India ROFL Indian gene kahan jayega:P pArTh @pArThism Monty Panesar's #Whatsapp has "last pee at" feature. Gautam K Sheth @gautamksheth Gurgaon opens its doors for Monty Panesar. Says they plan to rope him as their brand ambassador. Edd Scicluna @eddscicluna Shane Warne claims the England team have been arrogant. Well Shane, as Monty Panesar proves, we don't just take the piss, we give it too... Prince Varghese @revprince Monty Panesar: Rearrange the letters of his name and you get 'Spray on at men' Richard Pedley @Tintin1985 I bet Monty Panesar's wife went absolutely nuts this morning GSIngh @gajender00 After Doosra Monty Panesar invents the Pee-sra in SpinBowling to bowl this delivery u have to wet the ball with anyone of ur team mates Pee pankaj choudhary @pankaj_live_ After Monty Panesar's peeing episode bouncers in UK to wear t-shirts with slogan 'Gadhe k poot yahan mat moot'. http://www.hindustantimes.com/Cricket/CricketNews/Toilet-humour-Twitter-overflows-with-Monty-Panesar-jokes/Article1-1104770.aspx

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