beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Yesterday at the beauty parlour. The beautician say....my doctor said that people who have lots of hair on the body do not get cancer. Only people with less hair get cancer. velu and UrmiSinhaRay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 My mom. Don't sow seeds on sunday. They won't germinate. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Vastu and astrology are science. UrmiSinhaRay, Gollum, Clarke and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 Sage AKA maniac AKA global dot baba. If there is any Indian, at all, along with Kohli who could single-handedly save our batting woes and provide match winning knocks when we need it most it is Lord Rohit. The time has come velu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Musalmano ki larkiyo me meat khane ki wajah se zyada aag hoti hai. (I'm not joking that's an actual statement made by a very educated acquaintance of mine) UrmiSinhaRay and Clarke 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vayuu1 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Where ever we go that is home conditions for us.Ravi shastri UrmiSinhaRay, Adi BB, beetle and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichromatic Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, Stradlater said: Musalmano ki larkiyo me meat khane ki wajah se zyada aag hoti hai. (I'm not joking that's an actual statement made by a very educated acquaintance of mine) This is very common. People claiming eating meat makes you hot or angry or tamsik. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichromatic Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, vayuu1 said: Where ever we go that is home conditions for us.Ravi shastri He is right, he knows all the pubs even in WI. UrmiSinhaRay, Switchblade, Adi BB and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichromatic Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 This one has been discussed in WA group earlier. When I asked a friend to return back my money, I got the reply that you must have got your salary by now, why do you need money. BlueBee, rkt.india, Stradlater and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, Trichromatic said: This one has been discussed in WA group earlier. When I asked a friend to return back my money, I got the reply that you must have got your salary by now, why do you need money. Can I be your friend rkt.india and UrmiSinhaRay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trichromatic Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, beetle said: Can I be your friend Well, only thing I have got in return is a good lesson. Switchblade, UrmiSinhaRay and beetle 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 My friend told me to remove cactus and sea shells from my house or my husband and I will have fights. Ghar ki shanti bhang ho jaegi. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradlater Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 33 minutes ago, Trichromatic said: This is very common. People claiming eating meat makes you hot or angry or tamsik. Ye alag wali aag hai. Trichromatic, rkt.india and UrmiSinhaRay 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 7 hours ago, beetle said: My friend told me to remove cactus and sea shells from my house or my husband and I will have fights. Ghar ki shanti bhang ho jaegi. Bhuvi ke photos ke liye kuch nahi bola? UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, Laaloo said: Bhuvi ke photos ke liye kuch nahi bola? UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, beetle said: Ghar mein bhuvi ke photos nahi chipkaye? Ya sirf Dil mein hai UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Laaloo said: Ghar mein bhuvi ke photos nahi chipkaye? Ya sirf Dil mein hai Kahin bhi nahi bhai....only on icf dp. UrmiSinhaRay and Laaloo 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 my father told this to me when we went to see some girl ( years ago ) she will become fair and slim after marriage and she will look better after marriage rkt.india, The Dark Horse, Adi BB and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 one of my distant cousin is damn rich and his father have known affair with another lady ( typical richie rich ) .. he gave this advice to my cousin , "Dont give any headache to me now , just marry the girl that i show and take care of the business . Later if you want you can arrange another women for fun " The Dark Horse, rkt.india and UrmiSinhaRay 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Pandya is an allrounder! j/k wifey never passes salt from hand to hand, she thinks it leads to fights. She doesn't put tomatoes in Spinach dal - believes it causes brain cancer. Taught by her dad. beetle, Laaloo and ShankarShailendra 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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