Wtf statements you have heard from people.

[beetle]

Yesterday at the beauty parlour.

The beautician say....my doctor said that people who have lots of hair on the body do not get cancer. Only people with less hair get cancer.

[beetle]

My mom.

Don't sow seeds on sunday.

They won't germinate.

[Stradlater]

Vastu and astrology are science.

 

 

[beetle]

Sage AKA maniac AKA global dot baba.

 

If there is any Indian, at all, along with Kohli who could single-handedly save our batting woes and provide match winning knocks when we need it most it is Lord Rohit. The time has come

[Stradlater]

Musalmano ki larkiyo me meat khane ki wajah se zyada aag hoti hai.

 

(I'm not joking that's an actual statement made by a very educated acquaintance of mine)

[vayuu1]

Where ever we go that is home conditions for us.Ravi shastri 

[Trichromatic]

26 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

Musalmano ki larkiyo me meat khane ki wajah se zyada aag hoti hai.

 

(I'm not joking that's an actual statement made by a very educated acquaintance of mine)

This is very common. People claiming eating meat makes you hot or angry or tamsik.

[Trichromatic]

3 minutes ago, vayuu1 said:

Where ever we go that is home conditions for us.Ravi shastri 

He is right, he knows all the pubs even in WI. 

[Trichromatic]

This one has been discussed in WA group earlier.

 

When I asked a friend to return back my money, I got the reply that you must have got your salary by now, why do you need money.

[beetle]

21 minutes ago, Trichromatic said:

This one has been discussed in WA group earlier.

 

When I asked a friend to return back my money, I got the reply that you must have got your salary by now, why do you need money.

Can I be your friend 

[Trichromatic]

1 minute ago, beetle said:

Can I be your friend 

Well, only thing I have got in return is a good lesson. 

[beetle]

My friend told me to remove cactus and sea shells from my house or my husband and I will have fights.

Ghar ki shanti bhang ho jaegi.

 

 

[Stradlater]

33 minutes ago, Trichromatic said:

This is very common. People claiming eating meat makes you hot or angry or tamsik.

Ye alag wali aag hai.

 

[Laaloo]

7 hours ago, beetle said:

My friend told me to remove cactus and sea shells from my house or my husband and I will have fights.

Ghar ki shanti bhang ho jaegi.

 

 

Bhuvi ke photos ke liye kuch nahi bola?

[beetle]

Just now, Laaloo said:

Bhuvi ke photos ke liye kuch nahi bola?

[Laaloo]

6 minutes ago, beetle said:

Ghar mein bhuvi ke photos nahi chipkaye? Ya sirf Dil mein hai 

[beetle]

2 minutes ago, Laaloo said:

Ghar mein bhuvi ke photos nahi chipkaye? Ya sirf Dil mein hai 

Kahin bhi nahi bhai....only on icf dp.

[velu]

my father told this to me when we went to see some girl    ( years ago )

 

she will become fair and slim after marriage and she will look  better after marriage  

[velu]

one of my distant cousin is damn rich and his father have known affair with another lady ( typical richie rich ) ..

 

he gave this advice to my cousin , "Dont give any headache to me now , just marry the girl that i show and take care of the business . Later if you want you can arrange another women for fun "  

[coffee_rules]

Pandya is an allrounder!

 

j/k

 

wifey never passes salt from hand to hand, she thinks it leads to fights. 

She doesn't put tomatoes in Spinach dal - believes it causes brain cancer. Taught by her dad.