When Shikar dhawan celebrated his ton against Hong Kong..

[Temujin Khaghan]

He had this huge smirk on his face and I never felt so much hatred for any Indian batsman celebrating his century.

 

Anyone else felt that way?

[Temujin Khaghan]

Please allow me to rant for some more time...

 

With his test match preparation he is like a son who escapes his duty to take mom to the clinic when she broke her leg, but tries to make a public show of taking care of her by asking her which TV channel she would like to watch... KAAMCHOR

 

With his relationship with Virat he is like an employee who wastes all the time by chatting away useless gossip during office hours but sucks up to the boss using sweet words and sycophancy.. CHEWTIYA

 

With his Instagram posts and social media interactions he is like a teacher who won't complete even half the syllabus at the end of the year but during the final class gives everyone a pep talk about organising themselves for the annual exam... HYPOCRITE

 

 the great batsman Shikar dhawan who refused to prepare for the English test series by participating in the county season and utterly flunking at his job, but has this stupid wide grin on his face after completing his ton against "Hong Kong" on an easy paced UAE pitch. 

 

Utter contempt for this man.

[beetle]

2 minutes ago, Temujin Khaghan said:

Please allow me to rant for some more time...

 

With his test match preparation he is like a son who escapes his duty to take mom to the clinic when she broke her leg, but tries to make a public show of taking care of her by asking her which TV channel she would like to watch... KAAMCHOR

 

With his relationship with Virat he is like an employee who wastes all the time by chatting away useless gossip during office hours but sucks up to the boss using sweet words and sycophancy.. CHEWTIYA

 

With his Instagram posts and social media interactions he is like a teacher who won't complete even half the syllabus at the end of the year but during the final class gives everyone a pep talk about organising themselves for the annual exam... HYPOCRITE

 

 the great batsman Shikar dhawan who refused to prepare for the English test series by participating in the county season and utterly flunking at his job, but has this stupid wide grin on his face after completing his ton against "Hong Kong" on an easy paced UAE pitch. 

 

Utter contempt for this man.

I hate him and his bloody effing thigh !!

There....I feel better.

 

 

 

[Stradlater]

His thigh slapping celebration alone warrants him a solitary confinement of at least two years.

Why do we even have such clowns in the team anyway? I would much rather play Gill and Shaw.

[beetle]

18 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

His thigh slapping celebration alone warrants him a solitary confinement of at least two years.

Why do we even have such clowns in the team anyway? I would much rather play Gill and Shaw.

He needs a tranquilizer dart on that thigh.

[Stradlater]

6 minutes ago, beetle said:

He needs a tranquilizer dart on that thigh.

And continuous slapping on that bald head of his by small kids jab tak use aqal na aa jati.

[beetle]

2 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

And continuous slapping on that bald head of his by small kids jab tak use aqal na aa jati.

I hate how the cameras wait for it and repeatedly show it and guys like Gavaskar talk about it like doting parents when they sing nursery rhyme for the guests.

Edited September 19, 2018 by beetle

[Clarke]

Um, i'm glad he was there and scored, celebration or whatever. If he'd flopped, the end result would be 

[beetle]

Icc should ban his thigh slapping as action provoking strong reactions from real fans .

 

+ jaddu's talwarbaazi on reaching 50.

 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2018 by beetle

[SK_IH]

not to forget the facepalm worthy thigh five after the catch

 

PS: we have two of the most atrocious celebrations in the game on display today, lets see who outdoes the other

[beetle]

Just now, SK_IH said:

not to forget the facepalm worthy thigh five after the catch

 

PS: we have two of the most atrocious celebrations in the game on display today, lets see who outdoes the other

The second one????

[SK_IH]

2 minutes ago, beetle said:

The second one????

that showpony hasan ali

[beetle]

1 hour ago, SK_IH said:

that showpony hasan ali

Oh crap!

He has to beat the show pony.

I hope he slaps both thighs today.

 

Waisay how does rohit take the risk of putting dhawan as the only slip..?

Does he not know about his dropping and smiling reputation.?

 

 

[Temujin Khaghan]

2 hours ago, beetle said:

The second one????

 

2 hours ago, SK_IH said:

that showpony hasan ali

Not jadeja trying to remind us that he ijj a gleatt Rajput waaaarrier?

[VT87]

Most shameless player after———————————————————————/dhoni

[Stradlater]

2 hours ago, beetle said:

Icc should ban his thigh slapping as action provoking strong reactions from real fans .

 

+ jaddu's talwarbaazi on reaching 50.

 

 

 

Jaddu's talwarbazi is actually kinda cool.

[beetle]

Just now, Stradlater said:

Jaddu's talwarbazi is actually kinda cool.

Not when he scores 50 in a losing cause.

100 bana...thode match jita bhir kar talwarbaazi.....

 

 

 

[Stradlater]

2 minutes ago, beetle said:

Not when he scores 50 in a losing cause.

100 bana...thode match jita bhir kar talwarbaazi.....

 

 

 

His primary job is as a bowler though which he does fine . At least in Indian conditions he does.

[UrmiSinhaRay]

Jaddu's talwarbazi is actually kinda cool.

True... I like Jaddu - he's funny and entertaining

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[beetle]

10 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

His primary job is as a bowler though which he does fine . At least in Indian conditions he does.

Thank God he can't do talwarbaazi with a ball....