nevada Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 7 hours ago, coffee_rules said: @Mariyam Aaya in some languages esp Kannada, Telugu, means a domestic help maid, Thanks, I didn't get the pun earlier Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted May 8, 2021 Author Share Posted May 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Vilander said: This is called kadi joke. That's harsh. I had to look up Kadi jokes. I'm hilarious okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 9 hours ago, coffee_rules said: @Mariyam Aaya in some languages esp Kannada, Telugu, means a domestic help maid, grandma ( fathers mom to be more precise ) as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) With deference to the current situation in the Middle East Q: How does an Israeli bid farewell to a Palestinian? A: Zionara Edited May 18, 2021 by Mariyam coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 Q: What do you call a Dharavi Supremacist? A: A Sionist sandeep and Yoda-esque 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Lame one: Q: What do you call a Brahmin cracking jokes> A: Pundit! Mariyam and nevada 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 5/8/2021 at 5:52 AM, velu said: grandma ( fathers mom to be more precise ) as well Not in Karnataka/Andhra etc. Aaya is who North Indians call Bai! The domestic help/maid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) Q: What do you sing if Vihari falls short of scoring a 50? A: Hanuma Chalisa Edited May 18, 2021 by Mariyam BacktoCricaddict, velu, coffee_rules and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevada Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 On 5/18/2021 at 9:45 PM, coffee_rules said: Lame one: Q: What do you call a Brahmin cracking jokes> A: Pundit! This is actually good! Maybe because I am not a Brahman. coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diga Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Lame one: why is six afraid of seven? bcos seven eight (ate) nine... velu and Mariyam 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, diga said: Lame one: why is six afraid of seven? bcos seven eight (ate) nine... Old one Why did February march? Because April may! Edited May 20, 2021 by coffee_rules Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 - Name a fictional Bond James Bond - Name a Bond who likes dunking biscuits in tea Ruskin Bond enjoying a cup of Brooke Bond - Name an intelligent Bond Shane Bond speedheat and BacktoCricaddict 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Sorry about the forward, thought was a good pun Real McCoy and diga 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacktoCricaddict Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) Best Ag joke (seen on Twitter): Q: Who runs Ol' Mac Donald's farm? A: Its CIEIO Edited June 10, 2021 by BacktoCricaddict Mariyam and coffee_rules 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted June 10, 2021 Author Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) Why did the Parisian have only one egg for breakfast? Because in French one egg is un oeuf. Edited June 10, 2021 by Mariyam coffee_rules and Real McCoy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 What's a Pakistani prostitute in France called? La whore rkt.india 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacktoCricaddict Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 6/4/2021 at 7:55 AM, coffee_rules said: - Name a fictional Bond James Bond - Name a Bond who likes dunking biscuits in tea Ruskin Bond enjoying a cup of Brooke Bond - Name an intelligent Bond Shane Bond Like Shaa-Nay? coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 On 6/4/2021 at 12:18 PM, coffee_rules said: Sorry about the forward, thought was a good pun Nobody got this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 On 5/8/2021 at 3:23 AM, nevada said: Thanks, I didn't get the pun earlier @Mariyam at 1:20 Jai says.. Yani ki shaadi ke baad tere ghar mein mujhe aaya ki naukari milne wali hain! Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McCoy Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 - What's the time? - 8 o'clock - I don't care about your eating habits. I just wanted to know the time - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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