Commentary gems tracking thread

[speedheat]

Hello guys, I request posters here to track some of the gems and fun banters shared in the commentary box of international matches and share it here in this thread so that we wont miss out a chance to laugh on any of the humorous joke/banter/mistake in the commentary box lol.

We can start with ongoing Eng vs Ind test series, I am sure when we have harbhajan and sanga in the box there will be some comedy.

You can also share some from past international matches if you recall one.

 

 

 

 

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So far it has been Harbhajan yesterday after we were 50 for no wicket

Harbhajan “you know openers di d well makes job of middle overs errr middle order easier to bat you know”

Lloyd was asking him strategy which a leg spinner would employ to which Harbhajan replied that yesterday India asked Ash to bowl in the seventh over so no harm in trying Moin Ali sorry Ra shid as openers are used to playing fast bowlers in English c ondition no harm in trying a spinner

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Harbhajan with another gem-India have to bat one and bat big.

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Commie ward: Have you ever seen Kohli battle hard this much in an innings
 
Harbhajan: He loves t he challenge like this. He wants to bat in situation like this

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When the challenge gets bigger, Kohli gets bigger

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Today when umpire gave soft signal of not out Bhajji : That was out in my opinion when you have first technology then why is the umpire giving soft signal not out.

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Harbhajan: Sanga Ishant has played for 8 years he only bowls inswinger playing for so long he should have developed two or three new deliveries inside his pocket.

There is so much kampetition in the side Ishant is lucky to be playing as Bhuvi is injured.

[speedheat]

4 minutes ago, Switchblade said:

When the challenge gets bigger, Kohli gets bigger

Who was that??

[sensible-indian]

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1 minute ago, speedheat said:

Who was that??

Harbhajan he has been all over Sky team.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Switchblade

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@Switchblade  on fire thankzz dude for sharing 

 

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8 minutes ago, Switchblade said:

When the challenge gets bigger, Kohli gets bigger

this....

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Hussain: Sam Curran is no mug with the bat he can bat.

Harbhajan: For a tailender you should have someone near him and bowl short.

HUSSAIN:Bhajji you were batting at 8 for India how many centuries you scored.

Harbhajan:I scored two centuries not bat for a batting tailender cracked a joke which nobody understood and started laughing while there was complete silence from Hussain and Ward for good five minutes.

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@adi B @Mosher @velu @express bowling @UrmiSinhaRay...

 

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Edited August 3, 2018 by speedheat

[Ankit_sharma03]

7 minutes ago, Switchblade said:

Harbhajan: Sanga Ishant has played for 8 years he only bowls inswinger playing for so long he should have developed two or three new deliveries inside his pocket.

There is so much kampetition in the side Ishant is lucky to be playing as Bhuvi is injured.

WTF ......Pocket

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3 minutes ago, speedheat said:

@Switchblade  on fire thankzz dude for sharing 

 

People are getting angry with Bhajji but at least you can laugh as he provides comic relief at least he is pro India when likes of Manjrekar or Bhogle become anti India.I understand they have to cater to world wide audience but they go overthe top with that aspect.

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Another gem yesterday by Bhajji

India were 7 down then he said 

Since I keep talking about partnerships a wicket fall every time so I am not going to talk about partnership then he remained quiet for 15 minutes and left the commentary to Isha Guha and David Gower.

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18 minutes ago, speedheat said:

Hello guys, I request posters here to track some of the gems and fun banters shared in the commentary box of international matches and share it here in this thread so that we wont miss out a chance to laugh on any of the humorous joke/banter/mistake in the commentary box lol.

We can start with ongoing Eng vs Ind test series, I am sure when we have harbhajan and sanga in the box there will be some comedy.

You can also share some from past international matches if you recall one.

 

 

 

 

Thanks for opening this thread though was thinking about it.

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Waqar: Batsmayyyyeeeennn trying to give himself a ruuuuummmmeee (room) but a bouullerrrr (bowler) not giving him a room.

We got a game on our hands 

I remember he is a very good all rounder he took 5 wickets and scored 2 runs back in 2008 Pak vs Zimbabwe series.

Virender Taibu is a very good player.

Good effort by Chibhumbhum (Chibhaba)

[velu]

14 minutes ago, speedheat said:

@adi B @Mosher @velu @express bowling @UrmiSinhaRay...

i am watching only the highlights .. no time for test matches 

yesterday watched kohli from his 97* to 149