England vs India, 5th Test, 7th-11th Sept - The Oval

[goose]

Jadeja has bowled more overs than anyone else this innings. Pandya didn't get a bowl till the 68th over in his last innings. 

[Kothili]

A reprieve or quick mercy for KL. Jadeja takes out Ali.

[SK_IH]

9 minutes ago, Shunya said:

when do you guys think that Kohli is going to lose it soon and start fighting out in open?

He already does lots of MC BC to his players and on screen and stuff...wondering something is going to give in if we lose another series...

What happened ,cricbuzz saying Kohli had an altercation with jaddu

[DHONI_FANN]

What's wrong with Rahane? Every time his face comes on camera, it seems like he is crapping in his pants

[Khota]

19 minutes ago, Forever Indian said:

Seems inspired from @Khota

I have given an explanation of my name sometime back. In case you need it again I can summarize along with the joke I had for people who guess: and jump to conclusions:

 

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

 

 

 

-khota means friend or an ally. It is a sioux Indian word Lakhota, Dakhota and Nakhota.

You probably have heard of Dakota (North/South) but this word has native american origin. Could have asked me what it meant instead of taking cheap shots.

[Shunya]

8 minutes ago, SK_IH said:

What happened ,cricbuzz saying Kohli had an altercation with jaddu

The 2 reviews they took. Pant and JAddu convinced Kohli to take it and both were hit outside off and we lost both of them under 12 overs.

Kohli was seen teaching Pant and JAddu something after 1st one, but same thing happened after next over and he was pissed off.

[zen]

Moeen departs but did his job though .... #4 is coming in over # 29

[Temujin Khaghan]

2 minutes ago, DHONI_FANN said:

What's wrong with Rahane? Every time his face comes on camera, it seems like he is crapping in his pants

...and thereby 2018 shall be officially declared by wisden as the "year of Rahane"

[Kothili]

2 minutes ago, DHONI_FANN said:

What's wrong with Rahane? Every time his face comes on camera, it seems like he is crapping in his pants

Once upon a time he was good. Not anymore. Definitely of the mental midget kind. Does not inspire confidence in anyway.

[gattaca]

53 minutes ago, velu said:

Ask him about my skills @Trichromatic

Was your suggestion @Trichromatic going vanvaas?

[RAZPOR]

They already have too many runs...hopeless

[mishra]

2 minutes ago, Shunya said:

The 2 reviews they took. Pant and JAddu convinced Kohli to take it and both were hit outside off and we lost both of them under 12 overs.

Kohli was seen teaching Pant and JAddu something after 1st one, but same thing happened after next over and he was pissed off.

Similar howlers in first inning of England batting too 

[R.D forever]

8 minutes ago, Temujin Khaghan said:

i hope a senior bowler like ashwin or atleast ishanth openly question why only batsmen are chosen as captains and not bowlers despite experience... 

Already Ashwin has now become the second spinner. Pretty sure he would miss the whole test series in Australia. And Ishant is just now showing his true potential.

Only person who could have challenged Kohli was rahane but he has lost it.

 

Looks like we are stuck with Kohli for the next 10 yrs

[Temujin Khaghan]

Rohit Sharma is a better batsman than Rahane...

[velu]

1 minute ago, gattaca said:

Was your suggestion @Trichromatic going vanvaas?

 

nah .. probably he would pay me for my consultation  

he got shocked by some of my predictions which i gave to others ( offline  consultations )

[Temujin Khaghan]

Just now, R.D forever said:

Already Ashwin has now become the second spinner. Pretty sure he would miss the whole test series in Australia. And Ishant is just now showing his true potential.

Only person who could have challenged Kohli was rahane but he has lost it.

 

Looks like we are stuck with Kohli for the next 10 yrs

I request the mods to add an icon where the emoji is bawling and crying rivers from its eyes... the simple sad expression wont do..

[Shunya]

8 minutes ago, mishra said:

Similar howlers in first inning of England batting too 

Yea, cluelessness is contagious it seems.

[Temujin Khaghan]

they will set us about 350 to chase. 

 

in yorkshire accent, we are fooked!

in indian guttural accent, we are fakkedu!

in us pop culture terms, we are pamela anderson!

 

Edited September 9, 2018 by Temujin Khaghan

[mishra]

4 minutes ago, Shunya said:

Yea, cluelessness is contagious it seems.

Wk has a say in such calls. hopefully,  Pant will become more voacal in time

[Shunya]

 Pant... I think he has no idea abt LBW... why is appealing when hit so way outside off