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sandeep Grand Master

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The most "tailunted" team, the "Brazil" of Cricket  - couldn't even chase 240 against a Bangladesh team that had barely 3.5 bowlers.  

 

What a consistently terrible batting performance by this sad excuse of a 'top' cricket team.  

 

Next time a greenbro tries to talk up the likes of Hack-it Zaman, Babar "50 average" Azam, or the rest of the donkeys, they should blow themselves up in shame.  

 

Pakistan have a deep-seated cultural problem with their cricket - their batting sucks.  The last 10+ years of evolution of the game has made it even more important to have quality batsmen.  The extra scrutiny means no longer can their spinners chuck away merrily like an Ajmal or Hafeez used to.  Let's not even get started on the ball tampering or pitch dancing.  On a level playing field, their true aukaat  stands exposed against the likes of Bangladesh and Afghanistan.  They have already been banglawashed in toyger land before.  There's not much beizti  left to happen now.  Thanks to be Allah that they were able to get automatic qualification for the world cup, by refusing to schedule series against West Indies, and playing more series against Zim.  As it is, even West Indies barely got through the qualifiers, needing bad umpiring decisions to get past Scotland. 

 

I think by the time the next ODI world cup rolls around, the greenbros can definitely be expected to be ranked behind Afg/BD.  And even the West Indies are showing signs of improvement.  

 

I think the day is not far that the warriors from Nepal will be smacking their lips in anticipation of a crunch contest against the greenbros.  

 

 

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Brainfade Newbie

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6 minutes ago, sandeep said:

The most "tailunted" team, the "Brazil" of Cricket  - couldn't even chase 240 against a Bangladesh team that had barely 3.5 bowlers.  

 

What a consistently terrible batting performance by this sad excuse of a 'top' cricket team.  

 

Next time a greenbro tries to talk up the likes of Hack-it Zaman, Babar "50 average" Azam, or the rest of the donkeys, they should blow themselves up in shame.  

 

Pakistan have a deep-seated cultural problem with their cricket - their batting sucks.  The last 10+ years of evolution of the game has made it even more important to have quality batsmen.  The extra scrutiny means no longer can their spinners chuck away merrily like an Ajmal or Hafeez used to.  Let's not even get started on the ball tampering or pitch dancing.  On a level playing field, their true aukaat  stands exposed against the likes of Bangladesh and Afghanistan.  They have already been banglawashed in toyger land before.  There's not much beizti  left to happen now.  Thanks to be Allah that they were able to get automatic qualification for the world cup, by refusing to schedule series against West Indies, and playing more series against Zim.  As it is, even West Indies barely got through the qualifiers, needing bad umpiring decisions to get past Scotland. 

 

I think by the time the next ODI world cup rolls around, the greenbros can definitely be expected to be ranked behind Afg/BD.  And even the West Indies are showing signs of improvement.  

 

I think the day is not far that the warriors from Nepal will be smacking their lips in anticipation of a crunch contest against the greenbros.  

 

 

... and all this only exacerbates the pain of the CT2017 thrashing we took from them.  Tough to get over it.

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sandeep Grand Master

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3 minutes ago, Brainfade said:

... and all this only exacerbates the pain of the CT2017 thrashing we took from them.  Tough to get over it.

Now we know how Holding, Marshall, Richards felt after the 1983 WC final. At least they got to tour India and blackwash their revenge.  We'll have to settle for pounding the toygers in the final.  I really wanted greenbros to somehow scrape their way to the final for another sound drubbing.  Bach gaye saale.:p:

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sandeep Grand Master

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3 minutes ago, Shaz1 said:

Gonna be honest we deserved to lose this match. The batting looked terrible.

Drop Sarfraz.  DO NOT bring back Hafeez.  Give Haris Sohail an extended run in that weak ass middle order.  Or bring back Fawad Alam.  

 

Banter aside, the last few years, I have never seen such a poor batting unit from Pakistan since the 1980s.  Its simply pathetic.  

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Drop Sarfraz.  DO NOT bring back Hafeez.  Give Haris Sohail an extended run in that weak ass middle order.  Or bring back Fawad Alam.  

 

Banter aside, the last few years, I have never seen such a poor batting unit from Pakistan since the 1980s.  Its simply pathetic.  

 

Hafeez WILL be back...unfortunately. Haris is lazy..poor temperament.

 

Pak batting has failed to adapt to modern cricket. Mainly due to lack of exposure..top cricketers were participating in IPL whilst Pak was playing weak sides. Lack of Int’l cricket in Pak has hurt.

 

Fakhar needs to be persisted with. He just needs to learn & adapt to sluggish tracks. I would draft in Zafar Gohar or Asghar...both specialist spin bowlers..get rid of Nawaz & Shadab.

 

All in all, they will continue to show flashes of brilliance..but that’s it.

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