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Shami will not last the full tour. Prepare for a back up


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3 minutes ago, Trichromatic said:

So he will play full tour and it's confirmed now.

C’mon you seem like a realistic dude. You really think so?

 

If it happens I will really believe I have magic powers :laugh:

 

Anyway the guy doesn’t look like an international athlete in terms of fitness.

 

We will be screwed if he breaks down. This time we don’t have MSD to start bowling either.

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Now we all have come to know how Maniac became Global.baba. His disciples would come to baba and ask for blessings, a few of those interactions:

 

Disciple 1: Baba, I have been a lower middle class guy for all of my life, pls bless me to become rich

Global.baba: May you lose whatever money you currently have as well!

Disciple 1: (next week) Baba, tum great ho. I have just won the Millionaire lottery!!

 

Disciple 2: Baba, my daughter is not getting any alliances for marriage and she is getting over 35, please bless her

Global.baba: May your daughter remain unmarried forever!

Disciple 2: (next week) Baba, a great alliance has got fixed for our daughter, they don’t want any dowry and will conduct the marriage also!!

 

Disciple 3: (after 2015 WC) Baba, please bless me to remain in Indian ODI team till 2023 WC

Global.Baba: (concerned about the welfare of Indian team and fans) May you get immediately dropped from the ODI team!

Disciple 3: (after 2023 WC) Baba, I didn’t know you were so powerful, I still run faster than 80% of Cheetahs so now please bless me till 2027 WC!

 

Seems like Shami has seeked Baba's blessing as well :phehe:

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2 minutes ago, Forever Indian said:

Now we all have come to know how Maniac became Global.baba. His disciples would come to baba and ask for blessings, a few of those interactions:

 

Disciple 1: Baba, I have been a lower middle class guy for all of my life, pls bless me to become rich

Global.baba: May you lose whatever money you currently have as well!

Disciple 1: (next week) Baba, tum great ho. I have just won the Millionaire lottery!!

 

Disciple 2: Baba, my daughter is not getting any alliances for marriage and she is getting over 35, please bless her

Global.baba: May your daughter remain unmarried forever!

Disciple 2: (next week) Baba, a great alliance has got fixed for our daughter, they don’t want any dowry and will conduct the marriage also!!

 

Disciple 3: (after 2015 WC) Baba, please bless me to remain in Indian ODI team till 2023 WC

Global.Baba: (concerned about the welfare of Indian team and fans) May you get immediately dropped from the ODI team!

Disciple 3: (after 2023 WC) Baba, I didn’t know you were so powerful, I still run faster than 80% of Cheetahs so now please bless me till 2027 WC!

 

Seems like Shami has seeked Baba's blessing as well :phehe:

Baba himself came from Afridi school of thought announced emotional retirement only to come back in few days :phehe:

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25 minutes ago, Global.Baba said:

Shami’s skills are world class but by looking at him he is either over trained or under trained but just doesn’t seem match ready.

 

Will be very fragile. God forbid we have Ishant,Ashwin and Umesh Having their usual “bad” days we will be screwed.

Backup isn’t great either you will get a returning Shardul Thakur or Sid Kaul.

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Baba: rohit sharma is the best batsman 

rohit: gets lazy and gets out

Baba : ultimatum to rohit

Rojit: scores 3 double centuries

Baba: Renshaw is best young talent 

Renshaw: bats poorly gets kicked out of the team

Baba: Blackwood is great Batsman

blackwood: dropped from team

 

the ultimate panauthi of all:

 

baba: does fakhar zaman edges carry ?

fakhar zaman: scores century in CT.

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1 hour ago, gattaca said:

Baba: rohit sharma is the best batsman 

rohit: gets lazy and gets out

Baba : ultimatum to rohit

Rojit: scores 3 double centuries

Baba: Renshaw is best young talent 

Renshaw: bats poorly gets kicked out of the team

Baba: Blackwood is great Batsman

blackwood: dropped from team

 

the ultimate panauthi of all:

 

baba: does fakhar zaman edges carry ?

fakhar zaman: scores century in CT.

 

What are the likes of Renshaw, Blackwood and Duckett doing these days? Hope they are at least getting picked by their FC teams.

 

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