Happy Diwali

[Stradlater]

.....Sabhi bhakton ko. 

 

(Please troll vote mat karna bhaiyo. Me dil ka kachha insan hu). 

[diga]

Opportunity for candle light dinner ;)

[Stradlater]

Just now, diga said:

Opportunity for candle light dinner ;)

Or a 9 minute quickie if you know what I mean. 

Though personally I wouldn't characterize it as quickie. More like 2 long fulfilling sessions. 

[coffee_rules]

 “According to the principle of Ritambhara Pragya, the power to heel the ACE-2 receptors in our body is also based on the contemporary Principle.”

“If we all will think collectively that coronavirus doesn’t deposit on our body’s ACE-2 receptors then our collective consciousness will have to make sure that it doesn’t happen,” 

 

Diye jalao, khud jaan jao. Diye jalnewale sab bach jayenge, andhakaar mein ronewale, Andhere mein jalkar raakh ho jayenge

 

[Stradlater]

Hamare ghar aaj Siwaiyaan aur halwa bana hai. 

 

All hail Modiji. 

[kubrickian]

Modi really likes this type of Bollywood type drama, huh ? His decisions like demonetization, clapping and lighting candles have been more like attention craving stunts than anything rational behind them. But obviously, our Bollywood loving aam junta lap up this crap.

[Real McCoy]

35 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

Or a 9 minute quickie if you know what I mean. 

Though personally I wouldn't characterize it as quickie. More like 2 long fulfilling sessions. 

Is there tea break in between

[Stradlater]

1 minute ago, Real McCoy said:

Is there tea break in between

STOP PERSONALLY TARGETING ME! 

[Real McCoy]

Seriously what nonsense is this. Look I believe in astrology and this is talked in some circles as placating the navagrahas. But it makes no sense to me. Everyone was living it up for the past 70 odd years and whine whenever there is a power cut and now switching off lights and lighting a lamp will do the magic trick. Maybe they need to spend 9 more minutes doing research to fight this virus

[kubrickian]

There are people outside bursting crackers, like its actually Diwali. Dumbass mother fockers.  

[Real McCoy]

3 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

STOP PERSONALLY TARGETING ME! 

Maybe the grahas have their effect on you take it easy and type in small letters

[kubrickian]

If there is an award for the most stupid country on the planet, it should go to India.

[NameGoesHere]

Modi ji is descending into that which he always had potential for.  

 

The above sentence is as convoluted as Modi ji himself.

[Ankit_sharma03]

Ppl started shouting here - go corona go

[Norman]

 

 

Fireworks have begun. 

[Ankit_sharma03]

3 minutes ago, Norman said:

 

 

Fireworks have begun

Yaha bhi non stop....

[Real McCoy]

Just now, Ankit_sharma03 said:

Ppl started shouting here - go corona go

They should shout - go away corona - not - go corona go. Its like encouraging the virus

[Norman]

Someone bump that "Indians are literal *$¥$$$ thread".... 

[Stradlater]

People chanting Bharat Mata ki Jai here. 

[Gollum]

My landlord came and scolded me for keeping lights on and not lighting candle. 80 yo guy and quite helpful, so obliged, I told him how about mobile light, he gave me a candle and didn't leave till I lit it. Meanwhile chocolate bombs going off in my area, think those were banned during Diwali, so people are using the remaining stock. 

Edited April 5, 2020 by Gollum