Pakistan Excuses Tracker

[Lord]

4 hours ago, Iconoclast said:

If we took Warner's catch Ozzies would only have made 200

 

That catch was so bad I immediately thought fixing. Reputation achhi nahi hai

[figo6762]

BcCI should make donations for every Pakistani excuse 

[Frustrated]

Every team plays the WC so as to win.   

Pak plays only to find out excuses one after another.  

[Nash]

Pakistani bowlers are not eating enough beef in India. 

I think that this is one of the most common excuse. I literally imagine ShahibJaza Afradi is saying on TV. 

[Mariyam]

[Sindragosa]

6 hours ago, Iconoclast said:

If we took Warner's catch Ozzies would only have made 200

If my cat had scales, wings and breathed fire she'd be a dragon.

[Grand_Design]

Latest excuse seems to be that Abrar is not in the squad. As if that mediocre Chinese version of Ajantha Mendis would have done miracles here. Too proud to accept that their bowling is absolute tripe.

 

Their bowling, sans tampering and chucking, has always been shite. Not one bowler in their history has made it without doing either or both.  

 

Talentless, brainless, classless, cowardly mental midgets.

Edited October 21, 2023 by Grand_Design

[singhvivek141]

Latest excuse by Shri Don.

"Pakistan is bored of beating other teams, so they are letting them win".

[bsriharsha]

They are still in denial about Zimbabar. 

 

 

[Vijy]

1 hour ago, singhvivek141 said:

Latest excuse by Shri Don.

"Pakistan is bored of beating other teams, so they are letting them win".

Pak economy is tired of doing well, so it is taking a break (since independence); and so on?

[TheWall]

There was less mutton piece in the biriyani served to them. And no mujra was organised.

[Sean Bradley]

BCCI preparing Batting friendly pitches to negate Pakistani bowling, but delusional fools dont understand that their batters are also batting on the same pitch and no one has stopped the Beshttt Wicketkeeper batsman and sir Don Babar to score runs against the opposition. 

[ravishingravi]

Country is a joke but addictive one. 

[MechEng]

You guys should check the fitness thread in peepee. All are into wrist-slitting with South Asian players eating desi food and not getting enough strength/protein to hit sixes. Or going homo over testosterone levels of phirangi/kpk guys, and how Indian genetics confines them to low t levels.

 

Basically you need to look like that gym trainer from Athlean X youtube channel to play cricket.

[Sean Bradley]

Umpiring was bad, Shamsi should have been given out, delusional fools are not even talking about Van Due Dussen dismissal going their way.

[sugumarrising]

No Dil Dil,

No Naseem shah,  

Small grounds when Pakistan bats boundaries becomes 80 metres, when opposition bats boundaries becomes 50 metres,

 

Reality:- 

No batting, 

No bowling,

No fielding, 

 

Only show off & verbals 0 in the ground.

 

[sugumarrising]

On 10/21/2023 at 12:07 AM, Sindragosa said:

If my cat had scales, wings and breathed fire she'd be a dragon.

Dropping catches is part of the game but no team can drop catches like Pakistan 

[Vijy]

1 minute ago, sugumarrising said:

Dropping catches is part of the game but no team can drop catches like Pakistan 

best team at fielding badly

[neel roy]

Excuse bingo from start.. pick and choose 

 

1. No Visa to cricketers 

2. No Visa to journalists ( the same journey and youtubers who day n night make money screaming against their team)

3. No Pak supporters in ahmedabad

4. No dil dil enough said

5. Too much dew in ahmedabad 

6. No animal protein ( sorry i know your board hasnt paid salary for 5 months.l)

7. Umpire drs not in our favour

8. Afghanistan got better pitch and we should have bowled first

9. ICC is BCCI 

10. 2025 wc india wont come to pak so it is impacting us mentally

11. IMF loan payment is delayed in transit

 

[coffee_rules]

WA forward 

 

*Pakistan needs to win all their remaining matches to enter Pakistan*