The Legend of Rohit Sharma

[maniac]

2 minutes ago, sage said:

More chapters to add to my story book for my kids for sure

You will need an entire library :)

[maniac]

On 8/9/2018 at 7:55 AM, tweaker said:

When will we witness Rohit criminally wasted offspin

You can’t pick and chose, you want the amazing record number of revs on the ball with a swanesque action or those amazing mega 6s?

 

Shoulder problem

 

[Gollum]

This is a historic occasion, all 3 avatars at the same *ing place. Like the trinity of Vishnu, Krishna and Narsimha avatars in same whatsapp group.....monumental juncture in the history of ICF. Sab koi darshan kar lo ab. 

Edited May 10, 2019 by Gollum

[beetle]

[Temujin Khaghan]

1 hour ago, Gollum said:

This is a historic occasion, all 3 avatars at the same *ing place. Like the trinity of Vishnu, Krishna and Narsimha avatars in same whatsapp group.....monumental juncture in the history of ICF. Sab koi darshan kar lo ab. 

Trinity of Krishna, Vishnu and narasimha.. ?

 

Sir, I beg you stop using Hindu metaphors henceforth. I don't think it's your speciality... _/\_

[Gollum]

1 minute ago, Temujin Khaghan said:

Trinity of Krishna, Vishnu and narasimha.. ?

 

Sir, I beg you stop using Hindu metaphors henceforth. I don't think it's your speciality... _/\_

They're one and the same, like baba/maniac/sage....analogy fits. 

[Temujin Khaghan]

6 hours ago, sage said:

New episode in the saga will be created for me to tell my grandkids

When I die, I will be taken straight to hell. I will tell them that I am Rohit Sharma fan. Then the torture department chief will fall on his knees, kiss my feet and beg me to allow him to escort me to heaven...

 

#poweroflordrohit

 

P.s - some haters are sniggering that this moron will get some bonus ass whippings.. I know you lot :p 

Edited May 10, 2019 by Temujin Khaghan

[Temujin Khaghan]

5 minutes ago, Gollum said:

They're one and the same, like baba/maniac/sage....analogy fits. 

Vishnu is macrocosm, krishna and narasimha are sub-macrocosms. Comparing Vishnu and the other two is like comparing the milky way galaxy with the planets Mars and Saturn. :p

Edited May 10, 2019 by Temujin Khaghan

[Gollum]

2 minutes ago, Temujin Khaghan said:

Vishnu is macrocosm, krishna and narasimha are microcosms. Comparing Vishnu and the other two is like comparing the milky way galaxy with the planets Mars and Saturn. :p

Are bhai itna detail mein mat jaa, Ram/Narsimha/Krishna...better?

[Temujin Khaghan]

2 minutes ago, Gollum said:

Are bhai itna detail mein mat jaa, Ram/Narsimha/Krishna...better?

:p

[Switchblade]

11 hours ago, sage said:

New episode in the saga will be created for me to tell my grandkids

You should add the cycle agarbatti man of tje series and Asia cup triumph undrr him as well. 

[Ankit_sharma03]

11 hours ago, maniac said:

Welcome back

 

11 hours ago, Global.Baba said:

Welcome back 

Karthik calling karthik calling karthik 

 

alag level ka split personality 

[sage]

Bravo... What a man 

 

 

[Forever Indian]

On 5/9/2019 at 10:46 PM, maniac said:

Welcome back

 

On 5/9/2019 at 10:48 PM, Global.Baba said:

Welcome back 

 

On 5/9/2019 at 10:51 PM, sage said:

Hello friend I hope you are enjoying Mumbai's unstoppable run led by the savviest captain

 

On 5/9/2019 at 10:51 PM, sage said:

More chapters to add to my story book for my kids for sure

 

On 5/9/2019 at 10:55 PM, maniac said:

You will need an entire library :)

[sage]

I can't think of a more forward-thinking high IQ opener at all right now than Sharmaji, the way he shifts between gears depending on how the situation necessitates, his years of wisdom captaining the most successful team in the most competitive format of the game probably adds to it. He seems years beyond his age. Next time I ask you this - look at his eyes when he's batting, while most openers have dunderheaded empty stares he has the eyes from someone knowing he can score a 20 of 50 balls then a 150 from the next 50. With aggressive openers or defensive openers you can plan as a bowler with Rohit there is nothing they can do his batting is like a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Anand' into music. Just beautiful I could go on puts me in a meditative state watching him bat how at ease he is with the universe how he feels the conditions 

[Ankit_sharma03]

U shud not make such threads that can come back n bite u in the A$$ ......its raining , pitches have a ting of green and steyn wud be back for game against India....

 

Abhi bhi time hai delete kar de

[sage]

Gavaskar, Sachin, Kohli etc. batsmen like that come every generation but this is the Rohit Yuga

Edited May 29, 2019 by sage

[zen]

If Rohit is cerebral, he should bat at #4 

• June 5th: Steyn, Rabada, Lungi, and Tahir 
• June 9th: Starc, Cummins, and Zampa
• June 13th: Boult 

[maniac]

I know for a fact that this is not me but I cannot prove to anyone that this not me unless this is really me without my knowledge  But not sure if anyone told the real me that there is another me or there is no other me. 

 

Anyway if it’s me or it’s not me still approve this OP

[sandeep]

1 hour ago, Ankit_sharma03 said:

U shud not make such threads that can come back n bite u in the A$$ ......its raining , pitches have a ting of green and steyn wud be back for game against India....

 

Abhi bhi time hai delete kar de

tu samjha nahi bhai.  Bouncer gaya.