Gone in 0.099 seconds [ Front and side camera view videos attached ] !!!

[velu 21,264]

 

Gone in 0.099 seconds: MS Dhoni’s lightning strike dismisses Tim Seifert

 

1) Front camera view 

 

 

2) 

 

 

https://indianexpress.com/article/sports/cricket/india-vs-new-zealand-gone-in-0-099-seconds-ms-dhonis-lightning-strike-dismisses-tim-seifert-5577219/

[chewy 3,195]

Quick hands, fastest glove in the east!

Only if this lightening speed glovework can be transferred to his batting strike rate

[Stradlater 3,362]

The man. The myth. The legend.

Should have been awarded Bharat Ratna long ago for his invaluable services to Indian cricket.

[velu 21,264]

3 minutes ago, chewy said:

Quick hands, fastest glove in the east!

 

fastest hands irrespective of the direction  

[R!TTER 1,992]

Yes Pandya would know, where's Urmi's uncle when you need him 

[Gollum 15,419]

@velu I dug up this article before you in the below thread , me too wants to make some bucks as part of the PR group. Where to apply?

 

 

[jalebi_bhai 2,121]

6 minutes ago, Gollum said:

@velu I dug up this article before you in the below thread , me too wants to make some bucks as part of the PR group. Where to apply?

 

 

Count me in also . Seems like an easy gig.

[velu 21,264]

8 minutes ago, Gollum said:

@velu I dug up this article before you in the below thread , me too wants to make some bucks as part of the PR group. Where to apply?

 

 

 

we have todo  screening

before you start praising dhoni , you need to start praising their fans .. if we find you are capable enough then we will let you know  

[velu 21,264]

before someone like @philcric type 0.0099 , dhoni would have completed his stumping  

[jalebi_bhai 2,121]

2 minutes ago, velu said:

 

we have todo  screening

before you start praising dhoni , you need to start praising their fans .. if we find you are capable enough then we will let you know  

There is casting couch to be part of Dhoni PR also

[helperononline 244]

Good Job Agent Velu diverting everyone to Dhoni's Keeping rather than debating his pathetic batting these days

Edited February 10 by helperononline

[velu 21,264]

1 minute ago, jalebi_bhai said:

There is casting couch to be part of Dhoni PR also

 

sounds good ..   

@SLICKR392 to screen guys .. me the rest 

[velu 21,264]

1 minute ago, helperononline said:

Good Job Agent Velu diverting everyone to Dhoni's Keeping rather than debating his pathetic batting these days

 

check his ave and sr for this year

[helperononline 244]

Just now, velu said:

 

check his ave and sr for this year

Bhai u better check his strike rate every year from 2008 to until.date 

[Straight Drive 3,544]

As far as his keeping against spinners is concerned, he is way ahead of the rest of the keepers.  It was good piece of glove work.

[Stradlater 3,362]

12 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

There is casting couch to be part of Dhoni PR also

 

[nikred 857]

Dhoni deserves to be part of Indian team just based on his keeping....like like Nayan Mongia. [emoji4]

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[philcric 3,686]

43 minutes ago, velu said:

before someone like @philcric type 0.0099 , dhoni would have completed his stumping  

 

Too bad he takes about 99 balls to hit a six these days.

 

[neel roy 154]

39 minutes ago, nikred said:

Dhoni deserves to be part of Indian team just based on his keeping....like like Nayan Mongia.

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 we got rid of Mongia in first place.. we wanted a better batsman lol. Now dhoni back to sq zero

Edited February 10 by neel roy

[figo6762 258]

Looks like MSd gets out as fast as he stumps ... #gonein990ms

[Laaloo 16,121]

Faster than a cheetah

 

Can we release thalaiva in the wild to compete with the cheetahs?

[LordPrabhzy 1,648]

2 hours ago, Stradlater said:

The man. The myth. The legend.

Should have been awarded Bharat Ratna long ago for his invaluable services to Indian cricket.

For overseeing 8-0 and a home test defeat to England?

[helperononline 244]

15 minutes ago, LordPrabhzy said:

For overseeing 8-0 and a home test defeat to England?

Losing 7-0 in dhoni's captaincy( seven dhoni  's  lucky number one match sehwag was captain)

[Pollack 7,341]

This is regulation keeping.  what's so special. huh...........

[velu 21,264]

7 minutes ago, Pollack said:

This is regulation keeping.  what's so special. huh...........

 

regulation stumping for dhoni - yes ..  for other keepers - no

 

have you watched his stumping of taylor ? 

taylor was adjusting the sightscreen when 3rd umpire was checking his stumping

[Laaloo 16,121]

2 hours ago, Pollack said:

This is regulation keeping.  what's so special. huh...........

When nothing else of dhoni is special these days, PR losers have to overexxagerate even his stumpings.

[beetle 17,915]

2 hours ago, Pollack said:

This is regulation keeping.  what's so special. huh...........

Dhoni fans act like other keepers take 9 minutes to complete the stumping.

Stumpings have to be fast....no matter who the keeper is .

 

The more he sucks...the more the meme factory works .

He makes 2 runs,they make 20 memes....

[Gollum 15,419]

4 hours ago, velu said:

 

sounds good ..   

@SLICKR392 to screen guys .. me the rest 

Even the 3rd gender?

[velu 21,264]

@beetle stop giving me trollvotes ..

@Nikola bhai .. need your bots help  

[beetle 17,915]

34 minutes ago, velu said:

@beetle stop giving me trollvotes ..

@Nikola bhai .. need your bots help  

Some people troll

Some people troll vote....the trolls.

Dhoni gives us heartburn and then you add salt to our burns...aur mazaa leta hai

[bowl_out 3,231]

How can a match pass by without a reference to Dhoni  

 

If only my manager took note of my performance the same way as media and PR looks at Dhoni, I would have 100% increments every year.

[bowl_out 3,231]

@velu  how did you miss this?

Watch: MS Dhoni's "Patriotic Gesture" During 3rd T20I Sends Twitter Into A Frenzy

 

Even though he played only 4 balls, he still made sure he got to display that he is the most patriotic guy ever born in India 

Dhoni needs to be in the XI for his advice to spinners and Pant, 0.099 second stumpings and of-course the patriotism that no one else has ever displayed

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 10 by bowl_out

[Nonbeliever 1,504]

@velu  icc should allow chair for wicket keepers behind the stumps, so that dhoni can keep wickets even after his knees stop supporting him.

Edited February 11 by Nonbeliever

[CSK Fan 1,628]

Lol, I still remember the Asia cup where the Afghani keeper was shown as being faster than Dhoni but the commentators went quiet. I have only seen the speed reading being touted for Dhoni when often other team's keepers are as fast or even faster but no one even spoke about those speeds

[velu 21,264]

3 hours ago, Nonbeliever said:

@velu  icc should allow chair for wicket keepers behind the stumps, so that dhoni can keep wickets even after his knees stop supporting him.

 

you missed his running between the wickets

[velu 21,264]

10 hours ago, bowl_out said:

@velu  how did you miss this?

Watch: MS Dhoni's "Patriotic Gesture" During 3rd T20I Sends Twitter Into A Frenzy

 

Even though he played only 4 balls, he still made sure he got to display that he is the most patriotic guy ever born in India 

Dhoni needs to be in the XI for his advice to spinners and Pant, 0.099 second stumpings and of-course the patriotism that no one else has ever displayed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i didnt miss..

you guys missed my thread

 

 

 

[Nonbeliever 1,504]

1 hour ago, velu said:

 

you missed his running between the wickets

I don't see any problem till 2050. I am talking about after that.