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OK I loved some of the banners pakistani fans got to the grounds.. Good fun. 

 

Happy for those that enjoyed big ticket cricket back in their country. 

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I sort of felt bad for them. Aussies totally bullies them. 

This would never happen with India because India are fighters. We will never bend over. We will take it to them and stomp them. 

 

Also it seems like they were just happy to see Aussies tour tbh. 

Played like scared kittens. Paid for it as a result. 

 

However good performance by Aussies overall. I was impressed. I really though pak could have won this series but they lost important tosses on flat wickets. Makes a difference. 

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1 hour ago, Jay said:

I sort of felt bad for them. Aussies totally bullies them. 

This would never happen with India because India are fighters. We will never bend over. We will take it to them and stomp them. 

 

Also it seems like they were just happy to see Aussies tour tbh. 

Played like scared kittens. Paid for it as a result. 

 

However good performance by Aussies overall. I was impressed. I really though pak could have won this series but they lost important tosses on flat wickets. Makes a difference. 

 

Lol home team after creating doctored pitches needs toss to draw match now? I know you were backing them to whitewash the Australian team but that was not going to happen. Anyways australian team have done ball tampering, pitch tampering, winning tosses, doing badmashi on the field to win the match against team having top 10 batsman of all time and best Asian wicket keeper, pacer of all time.

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22 minutes ago, Nikola said:

 

Lol home team after creating doctored pitches needs toss to draw match now? I know you were backing them to whitewash the Australian team but that was not going to happen. Anyways australian team have done ball tampering, pitch tampering, winning tosses, doing badmashi on the field to win the match against team having top 10 batsman of all time and best Asian wicket keeper, pacer of all time.

Whitewash? I never said whitewash. I thought it will be turners. I dint *ing expect flatties. 

I said 1 0 Pakistan. It went the other way. 

Pakistan is just **** on these pitches. They got scared. Even on turners tbh no guarantee they could win.

 

 

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12 hours ago, Frustrated said:

These jokers keep getting humiliated even against SENA nations (NZ, Aus) on highways of UAE and Pak.  Yet, every time india wins a home series against a SENA team, they start moaning and whining about India preparing 'Doctored' pitches to win series.  Today I realised why they are so insecure about turning tracks.  Their batsmen can't survive 30 overs on those tracks. 

they need to face chin music from bumrah + shami/siraj/prasidh/umesh followed by spin quartet of ashwin, jaddu, axar, and sundar on a turner.

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40 minutes ago, HamHindustani said:

There was a guy who going around words like " a*** wh**** " on this forum after WT20. Look what his ar** is facing despite bending so many times :rofl:

 

 

:phehe: Looks like the producer realized it was a troll & cut the call.

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On 3/26/2022 at 3:53 PM, Dery said:

:phehe: Looks like the producer realized it was a troll & cut the call.

quite possible that he is not able pass it. he was doing too much ar88 wh*** on this forum:hysterical:

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On 3/26/2022 at 6:38 PM, raki05 said:

After wt20... They were spreading like vermins on ICF and now they are sent back to hibernation where they belongs to.kulli ke lulli ki toh Puri lulli hi kat gayi.:phehe:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

Australian made spray kaam aaya toh keep away these vermins.

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Australia's catching was crap during this series, compared to their usual standards.Still, they came good during the last encounter, thanks primarily to their batting and bowling.Every cricket playing nation preps its tracks to cater to home conditions, Paxtan isn't and shouldn't be any different.  That Paxtan coulda, shoulda, woulda won a game or two; but didn't is a different topic for another thread/day.

 

That said, the most indefectible batting stance in the world as repeatedly demonstrated by one of our Kirkit-biradars; is What The Fawad ? image.png.a54fd04421f844337a15a0212232e2ea.png
 

These are the several variations (arguably) thereof:

  • Beginner: 5th leg stump guard.
  • Intermediate: Silly point or Short leg guard .
  • Advanced: Deep Point or Deep Square Leg guard .
  • Elite: Take guard in a different country altogether.

 

Chuckte Raho

TC

Edited by Throwaib_Chuckter
Posted (edited)
On 3/26/2022 at 3:11 PM, HamHindustani said:

There was a guy who going around words like " a*** wh**** " on this forum after WT20. Look what his ar** is facing despite bending so many times :rofl:

 

 

lots of people in Paxtan are asking for a separate country based on this problem . If it can be done on bending, it can be done on constipation. New country, partition of Paxtan. the leftovers anyway sh** on sar zameen e paxtan. All the might hasn't helped them find another direction to sh**

Edited by HamHindustani
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Lost first ODI by 88 runs AT HOME to an Australian C team lol. And everyone thinks Imam and Babar restored some pride when it was their selfish innings that basically lost them the game.

 

More chuckles in store today I hope :cantstop:

Edited by Mohan Swamy

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