Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Let's all laugh at the padosis :)

[Frustrated]

@badmash  Riyasat E Pudina continues to get non-stop beizzati by Aus, Eng and Nz.    That too at home......    Home is where the 'hurt' is 

[Nash]

[cricketrulez]

pp is in hibernation

 

[jf1gp_1]

On 12/30/2022 at 7:30 PM, Vijy said:

just shows how low their standards are

They did beat NZ in NZ. Shows both are similar sides. 

[Frustrated]

3 minutes ago, jf1gp_1 said:

They did beat NZ in NZ. Shows both are similar sides. 

Which series are u referring to?   Coz ,if I recall , Pak lost to Nz in both test as well as in t20 on their last tour to Nz (year 2020)   

[jf1gp_1]

39 minutes ago, Frustrated said:

Which series are u referring to?   Coz ,if I recall , Pak lost to Nz in both test as well as in t20 on their last tour to Nz (year 2020)   

they won a tri-series in NZ before t20 wc  

[Frustrated]

20 minutes ago, jf1gp_1 said:

they won a tri-series in NZ before t20 wc  

Oh. K.  Banglawash tri series.  It was t20.  Different format.  (Not taking any credit away though)

[QuarantineTormentino]

Dabur Hajmola batting average 49 and strike rate 71 in the ODI series … Kya mast stat padding kiya re 

[Kerberos]

Pakistan has historically been a better team than India. As humble Indians we must focus in getting our own house in order than laughing at others. This thread is very demeaning but still hilarious. Not sure if I should get it closed formally requesting our awesome mods.

[singhvivek141]

5 minutes ago, Kerberos said:

Pakistan has historically been a better team than India. As humble Indians we must focus in getting our own house in order than laughing at others. This thread is very demeaning but still hilarious. Not sure if I should get it closed formally requesting our awesome mods.

Sorry to say, but Humbleness ka theka Indians ne hi kyu le rakkha hai.

 

When a Pakistani poster use derogatory words against us Indians calling us "Kaafir" in this same forum, why shouldn't we give them a taste of their own medicine by ridiculing them for their foolishness. 

 

Respect and humbleness works both ways, it's not a one way street.

 

[singhvivek141]

4 hours ago, QuarantineTormentino said:

Dabur Hajmola batting average 49 and strike rate 71 in the ODI series … Kya mast stat padding kiya re 

Even their 140+ bowling fast bowlers were unable to complete their quota and were thrashed like a third grade pacers as they were trundling in their later spells with no energy.

 

Seems, phasst bowling Pawarhouse bowlers don't have enough fitness and stamina to bowler more than 4 overs in a day. 

[Norman]

10 minutes ago, Kerberos said:

Pakistan has historically been a better team than India. 

 

What is up with this baseless chewtiyapa that gets peddled around once in a while? How have they been a better side "historically" than us? Please don't bring up the H2H jhumla. 

 

Have they won more world cups than us? More ICC trophies? More test series away against top 8 sides? More Asia cups? What exactly have they done to warrant that? 

[speedracer]

2 hours ago, Norman said:

 

What is up with this baseless chewtiyapa that gets peddled around once in a while? How have they been a better side "historically" than us? Please don't bring up the H2H jhumla. 

 

Have they won more world cups than us? More ICC trophies? More test series away against top 8 sides? More Asia cups? What exactly have they done to warrant that? 

Third rated country with antiquated philosophy and backward mentality can't be compared to India. 

 

Third rated cheap imitation of a country has been number 1 in tests for a grand total of 1 week. 

India has been number 1 for over 70 momths in tests. 

 

Even in odi have they ever reached number 1 lol? 

Edited January 14, 2023 by speedracer

[Nash]

11 hours ago, cricketrulez said:

pp is in hibernation

 

My before sleep feel good factor reading site.  There is nothing better sight than crying and begging Pakistani.  

Edited January 14, 2023 by Nash

[jf1gp_1]

18 hours ago, Kerberos said:

Pakistan has historically been a better team than India. As humble Indians we must focus in getting our own house in order than laughing at others. This thread is very demeaning but still hilarious. Not sure if I should get it closed formally requesting our awesome mods.

Incorrect. Pakistans record against India or any other country needs to be viewed pre and post introduction of third umpire. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RPFfZkDWgI

[Vilander]

18 hours ago, Kerberos said:

Pakistan has historically been a better team than India. As humble Indians we must focus in getting our own house in order than laughing at others. This thread is very demeaning but still hilarious. Not sure if I should get it closed formally requesting our awesome mods.

'

pakistani poser alert

[Vilander]

44 minutes ago, jf1gp_1 said:

Incorrect. Pakistans record against India or any other country needs to be viewed pre and post introduction of third umpire. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RPFfZkDWgI

 

Who can forget shakoor rana the reason ICC started mandating neutral umpires.

 

"

Pakistani umpire Shakoor Rana’s affair with controversy was long, lasting and often passionate. And Mike Gatting did indulge in some more than casual flings with murky episodes himself. So, when these two factious figures clashed, the sparks that flew were red hot and rambunctious.

In 1978, when India resumed cricketing ties with Pakistan after a 17 year hiatus, Rana, the officiating umpire, warned Mohinder Amarnath for running on to the danger area during his follow through. An incensed Sunil Gavaskar, the vice-captain of the side, walked up to Rana and openly charged him with allowing Imran Khan and Sarfraz Nawaz to overstep while bowling at the Indian batsmen. The issue was resolved diplomatically – not exactly to Gavaskar’s liking – given the high profile political implications of the tour. It was the first of Rana’s many major brushes with the touring cricketers.

In December 1984, during a Test match at Karachi, the normally cheerful New Zealand captain Jeremy Coney threatened to take his side off the field after an appeal against Javed Miandad had been turned down by the same umpire.

Speaking from the commentary box years later, Ravi Shastri recalled his first tour of Pakistan in 1982-83. “Imran and Sarfraz would make the ball swing, and then there were those two umpires, Khizer Hayat and Shakoor Rana. It was like playing a four-pronged pace attack.”

Unfortunately, the same two umpires were standing in the second Test between Pakistan and England in Faisalabad from December 7, 1987. Earlier in the series, Rana had already earned the wrath of the English captain Mike Gatting at Lahore by putting on a Pakistan sweater.

With three balls to go on the second day, Pakistan was struggling at 106 for five in response to 292 compiled by England. With Eddie Hemmings bowling, Gatting brought David Capel in from deep square-leg to prevent a single. According to the captain, he had informed the batsman, Saleem Malik, but Rana, standing at square-leg, stopped play and accused him of cheating.

A furious Gatting confronted the equally riled umpire, both wagging their fingers ominously and exchanging a spate of swear words, a lot of it transmitted worldwide through the stump microphone.

A seething Rana refused to continue unless an apology was rendered and Gatting steadfastly refused to oblige him.

“In Pakistan many men have been killed for the sort of insults he threw at me. He’s lucky I didn’t beat him,” Rana said after the row. The England captain, however, claimed that the square-leg umpire had no business getting involved in the game and he himself had no reason to apologise.

A day’s play was lost. Foreign Office got involved and the British Ambassador was rushed in to soothe the Anglo-Pakistan relations. Gatting, threatened with the loss of English captaincy, was forced into writing an apology. “Mike Gatting was packed off to the headmaster’s study without so much as a Wisden to stick down the back of his trousers,” wrote Martin Johnson in The Independent.

The Pakistan board stood solidly behind Rana, appointing him as umpire for the deciding Test. The decision was revised only when it became clear that England would not play if Rana officiated. Test and County Cricket Board (TCCB) subsequently paid all players in the England squad £1000 as ‘hardship’ bonus for the tour. "

[speedracer]

I am also 100% positive lot of those west Indians and Oz bowlers of 70s to 90s over stepped on many occasions. Over stepping. Bowling no ball level bouncers consistently etc. 

[chewy]

only soothing balm over current Indian team selection fiasco is how rubbish Pakistan cricket is. 

not winning a single test match in home season, it's like the pathetic 1990s England team. 

[Majestic]

Who says India has worse W/L ratio than Pakistan?

 

https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/stats/index.html?class=11;filter=advanced;orderby=win_loss_ratio;qualmin1=500;qualval1=matches;template=results;type=team