Mukesh…

[Chaos]

Ok there is serious wtf moments. Mukesh over batter n siraj.

 

gabduuu selectors

[Trichromatic]

10 minutes ago, Chaos said:

Ok there is serious wtf moments. Mukesh over batter n siraj.

 

gabduuu selectors

 

Is Mukesh more useful than Sundar on these pitches? Even with ball?

[Frustrated]

I had heard a lot about mumbai lobby.  Now, there is a bhojpuri lobby as well.  

[Gollum]

Stupid move by Dravid-Sharma. But let's get one thing straight, Mukesh's selection makes more sense than Gill's......Mukesh is a more deserving candidate. Anyway this Kumar is a journeyman, no one will remember him in 2 years time. But BCCI's plans with the useless Gill are dangerous, he is being primed for captaincy because in the minds of people that matter (sponsors, BCCI PR etc.), he is already in the league of Kapil, Sachin, Kohli, Dhoni etc., ready to be the face of Indian cricket. So in that sense backing of Gill is much more dangerous for Indian cricket. 

Edited February 2, 2024 by Gollum

[Rightarmfast]

6 hours ago, Frustrated said:

I had heard a lot about mumbai lobby.  Now, there is a bhojpuri lobby as well.  

I think this is the 'kolkatta' alias ganguly lobby! you get in kl rahul, and I get in mukesh kumar

[Prabhdeep Singh]

Slow pitch + Mukesh = recipe for disaster

[singhvivek141]

6 hours ago, Frustrated said:

I had heard a lot about mumbai lobby.  Now, there is a bhojpuri lobby as well.  

I would request Bhojpuri lobby to promote Manoj Tiwari (rinkiya ke papa) as a cricketer than this Mukesh.

 

[adi B]

He'll get nothing from the pitch , literally a passenger 

[Chaos]

My salute to u jaiswal…

[The Realist]

11 minutes ago, adi B said:

He'll get nothing from the pitch , literally a passenger 

 

But off the pitch he offers a great personal service its been rumoured

[Rightarmfast]

41 minutes ago, singhvivek141 said:

I would request Bhojpuri lobby to promote Manoj Tiwari (rinkiya ke papa) as a cricketer than this Mukesh.

 

Umran Malik be like: Selectors, ' Apne lobher ko dhokha do, mujhe bhi darling mauka do'! 

[bowl_out]

9 hours ago, Frustrated said:

I had heard a lot about mumbai lobby.  Now, there is a bhojpuri lobby as well.  

More like "Kumar" quota

[kosingh]

This is like a return to the 1990s.

[BacktoCricaddict]

46 minutes ago, bowl_out said:

More like "Kumar" quota

 

 

Koratwaala judge:  Kya naam hai tumhara?

Citizen:  Rajat Kapoor, milaard

Korat: Kaam kya hai? 

Citizen: Surname badalne aaya hoon milaard

Korat: Kya surname chahte ho?

Citizen:  Kumar.  Rajat Kumar bannaa chahtahh hoon milaard

Korat: Lekin kyun?

Citizen: Milaard, main ek maamooli meeddyum pacer hoon. 120-125 ki gathi se balling karta hoon. Paras bhai ne kahaa ... aise baller ko chance milta toh sirf Kumar waalon ko milta. Krpa kar ke badal ke dijiye milaard. Meri lottery lag jaayegi, aur aap ko free mein ticket dilaoongaa ... Jay Shah ke paas.

Edited February 2, 2024 by BacktoCricaddict

[vvvslaxman]

India might as well have played Shivam Dube. Atleast he would have thrashed these guys into the stands and bowl dibbly dobbly stuffs.

[BacktoCricaddict]

All jokes aside, he does have a decent FC average and has not stunk it up totally in the two tests that he has played. Not a good fit for the conditions, but will hopefully be steady from one end ...

[Chaos]

10 hours ago, Frustrated said:

I had heard a lot about mumbai lobby.  Now, there is a bhojpuri lobby as well.  

where is andhra lobby i demand that…oh wait jagan wont let that happen . He is in church now. 

[Chaos]

10 hours ago, Trichromatic said:

 

Is Mukesh more useful than Sundar on these pitches? Even with ball?

fckin baffles me. Rohit is more in to waffles these days than picking team. Dravid…he still lives in dravidian days. Only sehwag can help us… i was gonna say only god can save us…but only maniac like sehwag can save indian cricket

[Frustrated]

35 minutes ago, Chaos said:

where is andhra lobby i demand that…oh wait jagan wont let that happen . He is in church now. 

Little off topic.   Jagan seems to be the worst CM not just in Andhra's history but overall in India.  Biggest joker.   (Bigger than even Nitish Kumar)

[BacktoCricaddict]

26 minutes ago, Frustrated said:

(Bigger than even Nitish Kumar)

 

At least this guy can potentially be a medium pacer in the Indian team ...