How Rohit Sharma leads you towards the path to enlightenment

[maniac]

 

According to Indian/Buddhist/Jain Philosophy opening up these 7 Chakras leads to path of salvation and enlightenment.

 

Gautama Buddha attained enlightenment sitting under a fig tree,but we can attain the same path following this legendary cricketer.

 

As an already enlightened soul let me share with you and guide you on this journey as to how you can achieve Moksha as well.

 

Chakra 1-Basic trust

 

The most difficult Chakra. This  starts opening up during the initial powerplays. While the common ignorant folk are criticizing you for slow batting(just like they threw stones at Mahavira back in the day),the goal here is  to safely negotiate the new ball and ensure the the base(root) is stabilized.

 

 

Chakra 2-Creativity

Once the first chakra is stabilized,You find yourself moving up into your 2nd Chakra.

 

This is when you come up with a lot of creativity to up your strike rate which obviously is the downside of stabilizing your first Chakra as critical as that is.

 

 

 

Chakra 3-Wisdom

Once the creativity opens up and you realize that you got a couple of lucky reprieves along the way,the wisdom chakra opens up.

 

This is when you realize that today is your day and you are on the verge of  something special.

 

Chakra 4-Love healing

 

Usually along this special journey there are a lot of roadblocks which may also result in a lot of heartbreaks among loved ones eg; Kohli runouts in Rohit specials etc. 

 

This is when the love healing chakra kicks in.

 

Your talent mesmerizes those who felt a little let down initially.Once this chakra opens up it starts taking over their minds and they start loving you even more.

 

This when they realize the depths of the skills you possess. They are hypnotized by your "Qi" also known in cricketing circles as "xfactor" and your "abilities to change sessions in a day". 

 

This is the Most important Chakra from a career perspective.

 

 

Chakra 5-Communication

 

Most mystics and prophets are misunderstood in their time by the common folk.

 

It is once they are long gone,people realize what they meant and what they were trying to communicate.

 

"come to India" ,"how many wickets did you take" may be ridiculed now but in 50 years they will be on T-Shirts everywhere and the swag with which they were delivered will blow your mind away.

 

 

Chakra 6-Awareness

This is the chakra were  the awareness kicks in that every shot you play is coming off,the moment of the pitch seems non-existent,the pace feels 10 clicks slower and the opposition regardless of their stature seem like minnows.

 

Opening up of this Chakra can lead to some incredible feats like 16 6's,fastest T20 100,man of the match WC Qf's, M.O.M CT Sf's,Highest individual score etc etc etc.No need to go on because at this point you guys get me as we have come a long way in this spiritual journey and you are ready for the final chakra.

 

 

 

 

Chakra 7-Spirituality

 

The Final Chakra. This is when you attain Moksha/niravana/enlightenment.You feel rightfully that you have achieved everything that is humanely possible.

 

You may decide to leave your test slot for younger players and find yourself in a total state of bliss as an "eternal champion".

 

 

If you feel enlightened and an eternal state of bliss in this guided tour through your chakras,please feel free to PM me as my foundation is currently accepting bitcoin payments. It is Tax deductible as it is a NPO :)

[asterix]

:hail:

This is very high level...

[velu]

how to wake your kundalini up - Rhoit Sharma

 

[prudent_kreeda]

16 minutes ago, velu said:

how to wake your kundalini up - Rhoit Sharma

 

 Loved it! Fun to read .

[Gollum]

You are overcompensating now that @velu has pledged abstinence from Dhoni bhakti. 

[velu]

4 minutes ago, Gollum said:

You are overcompensating now that @velu has pledged abstinence from Dhoni bhakti. 

Religion is like underwear , if you are wearing one, you need not show it

[maniac]

6 minutes ago, Gollum said:

You are overcompensating now that @velu has pledged abstinence from Dhoni bhakti. 

Just like “come to India” my thread had been misunderstood...In another era these would have been scriptures...My job is to show the light and path to enlightenment.

 

[wanted_desi]

Bonus Charkra:

When Ball Swings 1 mm.

 

 

[maniac]

Skeptics stay away....only those seeking higher level of consciousness and bliss are welcome :)

[Forever Indian]

1 hour ago, maniac said:

Skeptics stay away....only those seeking higher level of consciousness and bliss are welcome :)

Rohit should just leave Cricket to the mortals and should start an Ashram to give moksha to his disciples:

[Ankit_sharma03]

After reading this 

 

 

[kira]

1 minute ago, Ankit_sharma03 said:

After reading this 

 

 

Mods please ban sharmu for abusing, we can't tolerate such language under the new regime 

[Vilander]

3 hours ago, maniac said:

 

great post very entertaining, not seeing a gifted horse in the mouth but the yogi in the pic is not an accurate description of Rohit sharma. How can i say this ? there are one too many...no cant say that.. its a yogini.

Edited June 4, 2018 by Vilander

[Ankit_sharma03]

3 minutes ago, kira said:

Mods please ban sharmu for abusing, we can't tolerate such language under the new regime 

hum tujhe kabse tolerate kr rhe hai tu bhi kr le jagggu dada ko

[Stuge]

This is right up being a legendary thread 

 

 

haha

[TheWall]

Baba Rohit Sharmananda swamy....

[Mosher]

This should be pinned. @maniac's creativity  

Edited June 6, 2018 by Mosher

[nikred]

Even his scores resemble chakras. [emoji4]

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[Clarke]

Premature to be spiritual wrt Rohit. Spirituality comes in when the businessman/sportsman is done and dusted. Rohit most likely still has it in him to hammer SL/WI for another couple of seasons on pattas. 

[Forever Indian]

@OP preaching Einstein: