The Buzdil Kumar Scam

[jalebi_bhai]

I am going to give a breakdown of how Buzdil Kumar keeps making a case for selection with his economy class bowling. It is pure corruption that this guy still plays for India.

 

Phase 1: Give him the brand new ball and mandatory first over. Ball will swing plenty, so he can take it away from the batsmen.

 

Moreover, 90% batsmen will carefully play out the first over as it is, unless the bowling is outright horrible. A thoroughbred mediocrity like Buzdil will shine in this phase. 

 

The new ball offers movement for about 3-4 overs, and Buzdil will finish half his quota by then. Might get a wicket along the way.

 

Phase 2: Get hit for about 8-16 runs in the third over, unless bowling to associate batters.

 

So after 3 overs, his figures usually read 20-0 or 20-1. Andh bhakts get hard-ons looking at his 6.67 eco rate. 

 

Phase 3(optional): bowl 4th over and get butchered for 12+ runs, unless bowling to associate batsmen or tailenders. 

 

Nowadays, TM doesn't usually bowl his 4th over because they know he is a buffet bowler when there is no swing. So they parade his economy rate and justify his selection. This is how the scam works.

[Chakdephatte]

Which Bhuvi turned up against Buttler and Co. earlier this year? That series win proved fatal for us. 

[jalebi_bhai]

5 minutes ago, Chakdephatte said:

Which Bhuvi turned up against Buttler and Co. earlier this year? That series win proved fatal for us. 

That was direct phase 2 since there was minimal swing on offer.

 

Edit: My bad, I thought you meant in the semis. In the bilaterals, it was extended phase 1. He thrives in English conditions.

[Majestic]

I request everyone to like and share OP's post on all social platforms so that everyone gets to know the reality of Buzhdil Kumar scam. He needs to be dropped at all costs now. 

 

Economy matters only in death overs. With new bowl, wickets matter. If you don't get wickets with new bowl, the same batter would be set and start hitting after a while.

 

Edited November 22, 2022 by Majestic

[raki05]

58 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

I am going to give a breakdown of how Buzdil Kumar keeps making a case for selection with his economy class bowling. It is pure corruption that this guy still plays for India.

 

Phase 1: Give him the brand new ball and mandatory first over. Ball will swing plenty, so he can take it away from the batsmen.

 

Moreover, 90% batsmen will carefully play out the first over as it is, unless the bowling is outright horrible. A thoroughbred mediocrity like Buzdil will shine in this phase. 

 

The new ball offers movement for about 3-4 overs, and Buzdil will finish half his quota by then. Might get a wicket along the way.

 

Phase 2: Get hit for about 8-16 runs in the third over, unless bowling to associate batters.

 

So after 3 overs, his figures usually read 20-0 or 20-1 in 3 overs. Andh bhakts get hard-ons looking at his 6.67 eco rate. 

 

Phase 3(optional): bowl 4th over and get butchered for 12+ runs, unless bowling to associate batsmen or tailenders. 

 

Nowadays, TM doesn't bowl his 4th over because they know he is a buffet bowler when there is no swing. So they parade his economy rate and justify his selection. This is how the scam works.

Exactly this!! and his fans go Gaga like he is still serviceable ( From Jhola Dictionary).

Edited November 22, 2022 by raki05

[tweaker]

59 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

I am going to give a breakdown of how Buzdil Kumar keeps making a case for selection with his economy class bowling. It is pure corruption that this guy still plays for India.

 

Phase 1: Give him the brand new ball and mandatory first over. Ball will swing plenty, so he can take it away from the batsmen.

 

Moreover, 90% batsmen will carefully play out the first over as it is, unless the bowling is outright horrible. A thoroughbred mediocrity like Buzdil will shine in this phase. 

 

The new ball offers movement for about 3-4 overs, and Buzdil will finish half his quota by then. Might get a wicket along the way.

 

Phase 2: Get hit for about 8-16 runs in the third over, unless bowling to associate batters.

 

So after 3 overs, his figures usually read 20-0 or 20-1 in 3 overs. Andh bhakts get hard-ons looking at his 6.67 eco rate. 

 

Phase 3(optional): bowl 4th over and get butchered for 12+ runs, unless bowling to associate batsmen or tailenders. 

 

Nowadays, TM doesn't bowl his 4th over because they know he is a buffet bowler when there is no swing. So they parade his economy rate and justify his selection. This is how the scam works.

[Suhaan]

1 hour ago, jalebi_bhai said:

I am going to give a breakdown of how Buzdil Kumar keeps making a case for selection with his economy class bowling. It is pure corruption that this guy still plays for India.

 

Phase 1: Give him the brand new ball and mandatory first over. Ball will swing plenty, so he can take it away from the batsmen.

 

Moreover, 90% batsmen will carefully play out the first over as it is, unless the bowling is outright horrible. A thoroughbred mediocrity like Buzdil will shine in this phase. 

 

The new ball offers movement for about 3-4 overs, and Buzdil will finish half his quota by then. Might get a wicket along the way.

 

Phase 2: Get hit for about 8-16 runs in the third over, unless bowling to associate batters.

 

So after 3 overs, his figures usually read 20-0 or 20-1 in 3 overs. Andh bhakts get hard-ons looking at his 6.67 eco rate. 

 

Phase 3(optional): bowl 4th over and get butchered for 12+ runs, unless bowling to associate batsmen or tailenders. 

 

Nowadays, TM doesn't bowl his 4th over because they know he is a buffet bowler when there is no swing. So they parade his economy rate and justify his selection. This is how the scam works.

ICF Ratna post

[Suhaan]

Someone write a letter to our man Dravid and appreciate his vision for team India and how he has transformed the approach of this side in LoIs be it bowling or batting(coming soon to testsas well) and offcourse fielding has gone past few levels in "respectable" words

[Nikola]

1 hour ago, jalebi_bhai said:

That was direct phase 2 since there was minimal swing on offer.

 

Edit: My bad, I thought you meant in the semis. In the bilaterals, it was extended phase 1. He thrives in English conditions.

Oh really? Couldn't pick single wicket in first 40 overs of whole 2019 worldcup and similar performance in 2017 champions trophy and this is when opposition bowlers like Amir, Boult, Shaheen, Henry destroy our top & middle order in same conditions.

[Bigg Brother]

31 minutes ago, raki05 said:

Exactly this!! and his fans go Gaga like he is still serviceable ( From Jhola Dictionary).

That guy who used to rave about his Economy hasn't come back yet after phainty against England..

[jalebi_bhai]

3 minutes ago, Nikola said:

Oh really? Couldn't pick single wicket in first 40 overs of whole 2019 worldcup and similar performance in 2017 champions trophy and this is when opposition bowlers like Amir, Boult, Shaheen, Henry destroy our top & middle order in same conditions.

I know you are strengthening my argument but this is strictly about t20is. He is pretty much out of contention in ODIs.

[Suhaan]

Just now, Bigg Brother said:

That guy who used to rave about his Economy hasn't come back yet after phainty against England..

He's waiting for "that" moment

Let me make you feel it

 

All phase bowler,small side boundaries,left arm spinners trouble him,hard lengths,Gold,large grounds and match up

[Nikola]

2 minutes ago, jalebi_bhai said:

I know you are strengthening my argument but this is strictly about t20is. He is pretty much out of contention in ODIs.

 

I am quite hopeful of buzdil kumar scamming all indian cricket fans next year in worldcup.

[coffee_rules]

ICF mein andha-bhakton ka zamana nahin raha. Rohit, Kela, Ashwin, DK, Bhuvi, fans ki waat lagi hain. Here’s a stat staring at you:

 

 

[Suhaan]

4 minutes ago, Nikola said:

 

I am quite hopeful of buzdil kumar scamming all indian cricket fans next year in worldcup.

Im very much certain about it,they may bench even Bumrah for him giving excuses like match ups,wicket slow, neither large nor small side boundaries,all phase bowler like him is Gold etc

 

[Number]

Curse to Indian Cricket. Inspired a generation of trundlers who are content with bowling 125-130 kmph speed with not a single additional skill.

[nitinbwj]

That's what happened today. Smashed for 15 runs in his 4th.  NZ would have smashed another 20 had he bowled another one. HE IS THE BIGGEST FRAUD to ever hit Indian Cricket backed by napunsakon ki sena 

[Majestic]

5 minutes ago, coffee_rules said:

ICF mein andha-bhakton ka zamana nahin raha. Rohit, Kela, Ashwin, DK, Bhuvi, fans ki waat lagi hain. Here’s a stat staring at you:

 

 

Builateral bullying is an art and India are artists.

[Stuge]

Bhuvi scam

[Malcolm Merlyn]

Well that's how the Indian selection is working. Keep the oldies in the team by any means necessary.