BacktoCricaddict Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 minute ago, QuarantineTormentino said: Javelin throw finals scene: Neeraj throws 87 metres in his first throw. everybody else either throws <80m or keeps fouling - except Vetter, who throws his third throw at 86m and hence both of them qualify for the final round. Then we come down to the final set of throws, with Neeraj still at first place and Vetter at second. The German guy has the second to last throw of the group. He taunts Neeraj in Hindi - “Aaj Gold hum leke jayega, tum kuch nahi kar sakta “. The German proceeds to throw his final throw - and records 90.60m, shattering the Olympic record. The German celebrates wildly with his coach and fellow German athlete, and then winks at Neeraj. It’s now Neeraj’s chance to throw - if he wants to win gold, he has to create a new Olympic Record. He takes a deep breath, and begins his run up. During the slow motion shot of this run up, we get to see the memories and experiences that he has faced leading up to this stage, including his battle with obesity, motivational words from his coach, etc. etc. We finally arrive at the end of the run up at which point he finally releases the javelin - cut to scenes from the living rooms of different households across the nation, eyes glued to their TVs with bated breath, Mouths agape. also cut to a shot where his coach has a similar reaction. The javelin finally lands. The distance recorded by Neeraj on his throw is revealed to be 90.61 meters - the new OR. His coach runs upto him and hugs him tightly. Delirium ensues in all households across the country, with every family celebrating by dancing in their respective state’s dance forms. Vetter is perplexed, aghast and can’t believe what he has just seen. Neeraj with a smile on his face, walks up to him and tells him in Hindi - “LPU ka launda hoon bhai, paidaishi Gold pakka tha ” and slowly walks away. Vetter breaks down crying The LPU reference is GOLD!!! QuarantineTormentino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Javelin throw finals scene: Neeraj throws 87 metres in his first throw. everybody else either throws We can split this scene as an intro scene and flashbacks. When he starts running we go through his story. Every step takes us through every important episode in his life. It even starts drizzling for dramatic effects. Who doesn't want to see the javelin travel through the rain in slow motion. Sent from my SM-M315F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Don’t make any until the guy retires. He can give us more Olympic medals hopefully before his bopic is made. coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 25 minutes ago, Vilander said: Man what a smackdown that post is. Complete damage to coffee_rules modus operandi.. Lulz I do have some misses, but mostly get it right on Hinduphobic content of Bollywood. They celebrate Minoritarianism and are pro-Bhaiwood as you call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 23 minutes ago, BacktoCricaddict said: Movie Name: Phenkaa Hai Pehli Baar (PHPB ... nice ring to it, no?) Brilliant! Also, Could have a title song, a Remix of the song Dekha Hai Pehli baar, tat ta natan tat ta natan.. with rap interludes of Badshah and Neha Kakkar’s auto tuned voices Cricketics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mariyam said: @coffee_rules in the mithai wala thread you were hating on gajar ka halwa. maybe you were trolling @beetle or @velu I was already livid when you mocked SRK multiple times, but hating on gajar ka halwa!!! Now that is UNACCEPTABLE. It was MysorePak, not gazar ka halwa. I troll Gollum over Doodh based mithai of Bongs Edited August 9, 2021 by coffee_rules Mariyam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffee_rules Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Amazing that all script writers are getting the character of Nadeem stereotyped by Bollywood standards. It has to be for them somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singh bling Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 hour ago, coffee_rules said: Fodder for me to outrage later. Bollywood is fully capable of producing such a script. Look at Sherni based on Avni the tiger. how they Bollywoodized the script changed the Tiger shooter from a Muslim to a tika wearing, bhajan chanting sanghi who kills the Sherni. The Hindu forest officer who fight the system is made to be a Christian South Indian fighting Patriarchy and inter-faith marriage issues. Why did they have to do it? when did I blame red ants or gajar ka halwa for sedition? Just go and watch Swami Ramdev's biopic . The serial was just short of showing Brahmins and Thakur's putting molten lead in ears of Ramdev. The serial just showed Ramdev and his entire family as extremely untouchables. Anybody who has little knowledge of Haryana knows that Yadav's in Haryana are dominant. Yet your hindutva icon want to portray himself who received severe discrimination from upper caste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singh bling Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 49 minutes ago, QuarantineTormentino said: The javelin finally lands. The distance recorded by Neeraj on his throw is revealed to be 90.61 meters - the new OR. His coach runs upto him and hugs him tightly. Delirium ensues in all households across the country, with every family celebrating by dancing in their respective state’s dance form Huh , Anything less than 100 meters is not going to acceptable to Indians. The world record is already 98.48 meters and Vetter's record is 97.7. You can't show our hero not breaking these QuarantineTormentino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilander Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 38 minutes ago, Cricketics said: Donmt make any until the guy retires. He can give us more Olympic medals hopefully before his bopic is made. Any one with half a brain would ofcourse know what you just said, But its dashing bolly-apeshitwood..they don't give a ****. So no they will make a movie tomorrow and with all story elements that posters have mentioned in this thread. Cricketics 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 31 minutes ago, coffee_rules said: , tat ta natan tat ta natan.. with rap interludes of l I rofled reading that part. coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Vilander said: Any one with half a brain would ofcourse know what you just said, But its dashing bolly-apeshitwood..they don't give a ****. So no they will make a movie tomorrow and with all story elements that posters have mentioned in this thread. Even if Neeraj doesn't give permission to use his name they will make one with fiction inspired from real events. coffee_rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 5 minutes ago, Vilander said: Any one with half a brain would ofcourse know what you just said, But its dashing bolly-apeshitwood..they don't give a ****. So no they will make a movie tomorrow and with all story elements that posters have mentioned in this thread. Problem with Bolly directors is they want to win the race of creating before someone else does or stealing the idea before someone else does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilander Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Cricketics said: Problem with Bolly directors is they want to win the race of creating before someone else does or stealing the idea before someone else does. Problem with Bolly is it is S H I T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Just now, Vilander said: Problem with Bolly is it is S H I T. @Mariyam Vilander 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 neeraj chopra is a certified sangi should be shown as modi bhakth in the movie coffee_rules, Laaloo, speedheat and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cricketics said: @Mariyam Let's just say that the mass-y Bollywood stuff, as cringe worthy as it maybe, is a lot more palatable than the Hollywood mass appeal big studio products. I'd much rather watch Student of the Year than Avenger Batman fights Goatman and Spiderman over some alien artefact over 30 sequels and prequels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Censor board will not pass these scripts without a 25 min phone call between Neeraj and Modiji which will end with Modji giving key technical advice like “Tokyo main hawa ka rukh shaam ko 7 baje badalta hai. Sambhal ke phenkna” which will echo in Neeraj’s mind as he throws. rkt.india, Lord, nevada and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariyam Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 1 hour ago, BacktoCricaddict said: Movie Name: Phenkaa Hai Pehli Baar (PHPB ... nice ring to it, no?) Apparently he is a Marathi whose real name is Neeraj Chopde. Chop de India! would be a good title. Lord, coffee_rules and sorak 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketics Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, Mariyam said: Let's just say that the mass-y Bollywood stuff, as cringe worthy as it maybe, is a lot more palatable than the Hollywood mass appeal big studio products. I'd much rather watch Student of the Year than Avenger Batman fights Goatman and Spiderman over some alien artefact over 30 sequels and prequels. Arey maine nahi bola, Vilander is being anti-bolly, I tagged you because I wanted some controversy and some big post and debate between you and Vilander so I can get readin something entertaining on a Monday afternoon. Vilander and Mariyam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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