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Kohli, Rohit, Ishan Kishan, Siraj etc are trolling us. Yes, they are.


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They will stink it up in the IPL.  We will start calling for their heads, but they will be selected for the T20WC against our will.  We will scream, tweet, post angst-filled words on the internet. They will fail the yo-yo test, too.  We will be ready to chase them into oblivion.  And then .... miraculously .... Rohit will start hitting 50 (22) type knocks just for fun in the WC, Kohli will put up a 70 avg at 130 SR as others around him club the opposition.  Siraj will take a wkt every over with a ER of <6.5 ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

please don't wake me up. 

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28 minutes ago, BacktoCricaddict said:

They will stink it up in the IPL.  We will start calling for their heads, but they will be selected for the T20WC against our will.  We will scream, tweet, post angst-filled words on the internet. They will fail the yo-yo test, too.  We will be ready to chase them into oblivion.  And then .... miraculously .... Rohit will start hitting 50 (22) type knocks just for fun in the WC, Kohli will put up a 70 avg at 130 SR as others around him club the opposition.  Siraj will take a wkt every over with a ER of <6.5 ....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

please don't wake me up. 

And then your alarm button went off.....

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Kohli & Rohit is not going anywhere. We will lose both T20 WC and ODI WC 2023 with them. Then people will react and board will send a younger squad in 2024 T20 WC where we may have a chance.

 

Also, Jasprit Bumrah need to be added on the gang too, He seems to have past it as well in white ball cricket.

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14 hours ago, Austin 3:!6 said:

Kohli & Rohit is not going anywhere. We will lose both T20 WC and ODI WC 2023 with them. Then people will react and board will send a younger squad in 2024 T20 WC where we may have a chance.

 

Also, Jasprit Bumrah need to be added on the gang too, He seems to have past it as well in white ball cricket.

Classic Indian players. Once they make the money, there is no longer any motivation to further establish themselves as goats of the game. Pussy mentality. Too much money for these whores. I don't mind losing LOI if it means we are number 1 in tests and win the stupid WTC as retarded as the format is. We are more or less the best Test side easily

But our LOI sucks due to wrong selections and unmotivated chewtiyas. Dump all of those twats. Rohit kohli ans even bunrah. * them all if they don't want to do well in LOI. Stick to tests. In varoots case, he should just stay at home and suck up to anuskha.

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14 hours ago, Austin 3:!6 said:

Also, Jasprit Bumrah need to be added on the gang too, He seems to have past it as well in white ball cricket.


Agree. Assuming a top order of Rohit, KL, & Kohli, 2 things are likely to happen against strong teams - a) a slow start, or b) early wkts … This means Ind could be looking at scores in the 150-170 range, which means a bowling attack that can pick up early wkts. 

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