The Buzdil Kumar Scam

[singhvivek141]

52 minutes ago, Bigg Brother said:

That guy who used to rave about his Economy hasn't come back yet after phainty against England..

There was another partner is crime, and he has silently switched the sides thinking no one will notice. There is one comment by him in this thread as well.

[rkt.india]

21 minutes ago, singhvivek141 said:

There was another partner is crime, and he has silently switched the sides thinking no one will notice. There is one comment by him in this thread as well.

suckde

[Frustrated]

We won this series 1-0.   Matlab, the TM will retain this fraud till next T20WC.  Another embarrassing 10 wicket loss loading in that WC.   

[coffee_rules]

6 minutes ago, Frustrated said:

We won this series 1-0.   Matlab, the TM will retain this fraud till next T20WC.  Another embarrassing 10 wicket loss loading in that WC.   

La Niña weather caused him to falter. No swing in offer

[raki05]

49 minutes ago, singhvivek141 said:

There was another partner is crime, and he has silently switched the sides thinking no one will notice. There is one comment by him in this thread as well.

Lol so true.....

[express bowling]

1 hour ago, coffee_rules said:

ICF mein andha-bhakton ka zamana nahin raha. Rohit, Kela, Ashwin, DK, Bhuvi, fans ki waat lagi hain. Here’s a stat staring at you:

 

 

 

 

A long time back I saw a set of cartoons showing an ongoing relaxed party where people are talking and snacking leisurely.  

 

There, one gentleman has loaded his plate with food and eating as fast as he can without talking or looking up.  And in the last cartoon that gentleman raises his hands and shouts, " First "  !!

 

Does it remind you of some scenario in Indian cricket  ?   

Edited November 22, 2022 by express bowling

[coffee_rules]

2 minutes ago, express bowling said:

 

 

A long time back I saw a set of cartoons showing an ongoing relaxed party where people are talking and snacking leisurely.  

 

There, one gentleman has loaded his plate with food and eating as fast as he can without talking or looking up.  And in the last cartoon that gentleman raises his hands and shouts, " First "  !!

 

Does it remind you of some scenario in Indian cricket  ?   

That Rohit Sharma is that victorious gentleman and the snack is vadapav 

[express bowling]

Indian cricket likes Older players who are 30+.

 

Indian cricket likes Seniors playing for 7 or more years.

 

Indian cricket likes Floaty Medium pacers..

 

Indian cricket likes Short Pacers.

 

Indian cricket likes Good Boys. 

 

Indian cricket likes Supposed Economical bowlers who give Supposed control  (  with failure to do so only in the Few Big games which matter and complying in the hundreds of meaningless bilaterals  ) 

 

Indian cricket dislikes wicket takers.

 

 

 

 

Bhuvi Bhaiya qualifies on all counts.  Make your peace / take your piss with the fact that he will be around till he can walk. 

 

 

 

 

 

[rkt.india]

48 minutes ago, coffee_rules said:

La Niña weather caused him to falter. No swing in offer

Itni to swing thi new ball se

[maniac]

So proud to have seen this day way way ahead 

[Suhaan]

2 hours ago, singhvivek141 said:

There was another partner is crime, and he has silently switched the sides thinking no one will notice. There is one comment by him in this thread as well.

Phatte

[Suhaan]

1 hour ago, rkt.india said:

suckde

Boobie suckde

[putrevus]

What was fricking need for this bozo to play this series. Why was he selected in the first place.

[coffee_rules]

1 hour ago, rkt.india said:

Itni to swing thi new ball se

Meant for Adelaide drubbing 

[vvvslaxman]

No Coneshwar Kumar in this list

 

[Stuge]

5 hours ago, Malcolm Merlyn said:

Well that's how the Indian selection is working. Keep the oldies in the team by any means necessary.

Summed it up

[Vijy]

14 hours ago, express bowling said:

Indian cricket likes Older players who are 30+.

 

Indian cricket likes Seniors playing for 7 or more years.

 

Indian cricket likes Floaty Medium pacers..

 

Indian cricket likes Short Pacers.

 

Indian cricket likes Good Boys. 

 

Indian cricket likes Supposed Economical bowlers who give Supposed control  (  with failure to do so only in the Few Big games which matter and complying in the hundreds of meaningless bilaterals  ) 

 

Indian cricket dislikes wicket takers.

 

 

 

 

Bhuvi Bhaiya qualifies on all counts.  Make your peace / take your piss with the fact that he will be around till he can walk. 

 

 

 

 

 

he will play till 40+ like andie

[zubinpepsi]

how on earth is he keep playing.. he is not  a star player .. not even have the marketable charisma that big organizations would want him in the team.. . no body will loose their sleep when he is dropped.. i mean no one would notice that he is not in the team..

 

 

how the hell he ends up playing all the freaking matches.. 

[Vijy]

4 minutes ago, zubinpepsi said:

how on earth is he keep playing.. he is not  a star player .. not even have the marketable charisma that big organizations would want him in the team.. . no body will loose their sleep when he is dropped.. i mean no one would notice that he is not in the team..

 

 

how the hell he ends up playing all the freaking matches.. 

he is a good boy who is willing to wag his tail and shout "woof" for all the right people

[jalebi_bhai]

2 hours ago, zubinpepsi said:

how on earth is he keep playing.. he is not  a star player .. not even have the marketable charisma that big organizations would want him in the team.. . no body will loose their sleep when he is dropped.. i mean no one would notice that he is not in the team..

 

 

how the hell he ends up playing all the freaking matches.. 

Read the OP. There is a systematic method to his selection scam. 

 

Looking back at the WC, you'll realise how much the captain/management shielded this conman from the tough moments. A guy with less than 1 year of international experience had to protect this so-called spearhead with 10 years of experience.