Secret as to how Indian cricket team rules the world.

[vishalvirsingh]

Friends

 

I know a remedy or secret if implemented will gurantee india being no 1 in all 3 forms of cricket and rule the world.

 

Steps

1. Make me and some of my icfers  trusted mates Bcci head and selection commitee members.

2. I will make half of Indian pitches green fast tracks and rest half spin friendly.

Marking clearly to simulate Perth and other fast tracks. 

Indian players are crazy for  cricket and they will get right practice.

Indian batsman are best against spinners already and v just need little improvement against swinging ball n on green tracks.

High level aim is to rule the world like West indies once did.

We  don't wanna loose big when v go to Australia new Zealand England but beat them on their home ground..that's really n true win.

Make 51 percent tracks green n swinging tracks simulating international pitches.

[philcric]

wtf did I just read ?

 

[Unleashed]

Also replace the team with under21. Any cricketer who turns 30 should be immediately shot or forced to be retired. Anyone who bowls 140kmph in an over must be immediately fast tracked into the Indian team. No questions asked. 

[Pollack]

Vinay kumar likes it .

[kira]

LOL WTH, how old are you OP? 

[sandeep]

I didnt know @mit$ also had siblings.

[vishalvirsingh]

6 hours ago, philcric said:

wtf did I just read ?

 

My dear Phil....

 

I love and Breathe cricket though I am an AVP-IT in a Multinational.

But it is a guarantee that I ( and some of you too) who crazily love Cricket and are capable can make INDIAN CRICKET team rule the world.

 

Lets consider that we have 100 domestic Pitches in INDIA where ranji trophy and domestic cricket is Played.

Create a formula how to create a Green track

and Create a Formula how to create a Spinning track.

 

ASK 50 % curators to focus on n create GREEN and Swinging tracks in Norther india and rest 50 % can continue with their SPinning tracks.

 

Once our batsman Practice on fast and green tracks - these guys will beat Austrlia/new Zealand and England on their Home grounds.

 

As on today as soon as I see a Spinning track or even a flat track- I feel that INDIANS will win 75 % of times against practically anybody.

 

But that cant be said for Green tracks..

 

I know how to get this Project implemented ..Make me the BCCI Head.

2 hours ago, kira said:

LOL WTH, how old are you OP? 

Just 44 year young.

 

 

 

 

 

[vishalvirsingh]

9 minutes ago, sandeep said:

I didnt know @mit$ also had siblings.

who is @mit

 

[vishalvirsingh]

6 hours ago, sarchasm said:

Consider it done. Your expected salary?

I will take the Job with out taking a single rupee HIKE to what I am drawing today.

 

Success is Guaranteed in 24 months. In 24 months, INDIAN cricket team will go and defeat all countries on their Home ground , we will win all the Series abroad. I am not kidding and very serious about this statement.

[vishalvirsingh]

15 minutes ago, sandeep said:

I didnt know @mit$ also had siblings.

you will never face a Series Loss .. Indian team may loose one match outside but will win all the Series , whether its TEST or odi or t20. GUranteed Success- I have the formula and as I am a PMP, I know how to implement this Project too.

[sandeep]

Correction.  Yeh to @mit$ ka baaap lagta hai.  PMP certified.

[Vilander]

epic thread Vishal'avpIT'veersingh. 

[Ankit_sharma03]

11 hours ago, vishalvirsingh said:

Friends

 

I know a remedy or secret if implemented will gurantee india being no 1 in all 3 forms of cricket and rule the world.

 

Steps

1. Make me and some of my icfers  trusted mates Bcci head and selection commitee members.

2. I will make half of Indian pitches green fast tracks and rest half spin friendly.

Marking clearly to simulate Perth and other fast tracks. 

Indian players are crazy for  cricket and they will get right practice.

Indian batsman are best against spinners already and v just need little improvement against swinging ball n on green tracks.

High level aim is to rule the world like West indies once did.

We  don't wanna loose big when v go to Australia new Zealand England but beat them on their home ground..that's really n true win.

Make 51 percent tracks green n swinging tracks simulating international pitches.

To simulate perth and other fast tracks.....Perth has been unable to maintain its own identity 

We are best against spin....not really. Lyon , Moeen ali and few other have given us a tough time and that to overseas. We use to be .....this is a diff set of players

 

The rule of wi ruling the world......WI cricket knws it why aint they implementing it. Also Lets find the pace quatret like they had and good luck finding it

 

51% green pitches......last time we did so We had trundlers like krishna das ruling Ranji charts, Spinners got out of the game and their stats fell. Most of them dint even found regular place in their Ranji XI

 

Isse Kehta hai Bina Soche Samjhe Haankna......Kuch bhi....matalb kuch bhi

Planning with out any research......most facts are out dated and solution are proven epic fails.......

 

I can only say one thing-  

[diga]

4 hours ago, vishalvirsingh said:

 

I love and Breathe cricket though I am an AVP-IT in a Multinational.

 

I know how to get this Project implemented ..Make me the BCCI Head.

Just 44 year young.

wow...such vanity

[beetle]

Any one bowling less than 140 will be publicly hanged to set an example to youngsters.

[jalebi_bhai]

4 hours ago, beetle said:

Any one bowling less than 140 will be publicly hanged to set an example to youngsters.

Bhuvi ka kya hoga?  

[New guy]

3 hours ago, jalebi_bhai said:

Bhuvi ka kya hoga?  

Bhuvi will get a presidential pardon for looking cute, duh

[MechEng]

There are no swinging pitches, the ball swings in air, you probably meant seaming pitches.

[mishra]

17 hours ago, beetle said:

Any one bowling less than 140 will be publicly hanged to set an example to youngsters.

[Asim]

@vishalvirsingh Sir! any remedy you would take some time suggesting for Pak cricket? Lets say to become #2, since Ind obv going to take all #1 spots under your leadership...

 

(btw 51% wickets? sound like shares in stock...)