Things we Learn watching Indian Cricket thread

[Global.Baba]

Please post your acquired gyaan 

 

 

[Global.Baba]

MSK and Indian selection committee are geniuses

 

Looking at the selections

Atleast Dhoni can stump and can give advice. Rest all suck

Atleast Jadhav can contribute with the ball Rest all suck

Atleast Manish Pandey and Jadeja are amazing athletes and fielders Rest all suck

Atleast Rayudu can play spin and on flat tracks Rest all suck

Atleast DK played that amazing knock in Nidihaas 

Rest all suck

Atleast Khaleel picks up wickets, Bhuvi and Jadeja are  useless 

 

Please feel free to add more

Edited October 29, 2018 by Global.Baba

[Global.Baba]

Ravi Shastri likes Chinese food near Braborne Stadium While Sunny G loves Bhel and Batata Puri- gyaan from Indian commentary

[Nikola]

Atleast we are winning with Raydud, Dhoni, Jadhav & Jadeja in middle order.

Edited October 30, 2018 by Nikola

[speedheat]

Things I learnt

 

1.you will be labled as tendulkar chamcha if you criticize dhoni, you could be fan of yuvi,gambo, umesh or bhuvi criticizing dhoni but no you 'll still be tagged as tendu chamcha.

2.dhoni is onfield captain when we win and kohli is clueless captain when we lose

3. There is nothing called csk quota and dhoni is a saint 

4.  That there is something called "winning mentality" and it only exists among csk players.

5.  Some new words like 'whataboutery' lol

6. Pant is a legside hack.

7. Pace is useless but only for umesh same thing doesn't apply for bumrah

8. Age is just a number

9. BML = Bambi mafia Lobby and not bless my life

10. Thala means dhoni and not rajnikant or ajith kumar

 

 

 

[velu]

Dhoni is faster than 80% of the cheetahs , remaining 20% of the cheethas refused to compete with dhoni 

[CSK Fan]

32 minutes ago, velu said:

Dhoni is faster than 80% of the cheetahs , remaining 20% of the cheethas refused to compete with dhoni 

Considering 80% of cheetahs are extinct, that makes sense 

[wanted_desi]

All of Selectors and commentators are pussies. 

[CSK Fan]

I learned from @UrmiSinhaRay that indian cricket is more dangerous than game of thrones

[rkt.india]

we are back to Nayan Mongia era where wicket-keepers job is to just take some catches with stumpings and where quarter century is the milestone with the bat.

[SK_IH]

7 minutes ago, rkt.india said:

we are back to Nayan Mongia era where wicket-keepers job is to just take some catches with stumpings and where quarter century is the milestone with the bat.

ironically with the man who changed that notion lol

[Nikola]

Kohli is basically dumb in every aspect of his life except for his batting.

[Mosher]

13 hours ago, speedheat said:

7. Pace is useless but only for umesh same thing doesn't apply for bumrah

Great point and Bumrah is even more phaaster than Umesh these days.

[express bowling]

1.  The best way to identify a good ODI player is to see how he does in tests or T20s.  Take 10 wickets in tests and get back in ODIs.

 

2.   Having a beard on the face is more important to be a good cricketer in 2018 ...  than having a bat or ball in hand.

 

3.   Practicing football  is more important to be a good cricketer than practicing cricket.

 

4.   Who the actual captain of the team is ...  depends on whether we win or lose.

 

5.  Cricket is a risky sport at an older age  ... because you have to compete with cheetahs, defeat them and then earn the right to play.  Tough life.

 

6.  ODI centuries against weak teams is the best way to get back in the test team.

 

7.  People who run in and bowl are called phaast boilers and not fast bowlers.

 

8.  Good commentary is all about the ability to find small faults about new players while ignoring big faults of big players.

 

9.  Good captaincy is about placing a fielder where the last ball was hit.

 

10.  Thanking skills are as important as batting or bowling skills.

 

 

[Kohlifan]

14 hours ago, velu said:

Dhoni is faster than 80% of the cheetahs , remaining 20% of the cheethas refused to compete with dhoni 

we should send him in olympics, ek medal to aayega athletics me kam se kam

[Global.Baba]

44 minutes ago, Kohlifan said:

we should send him in olympics, ek medal to aayega athletics me kam se kam

By the time he starts accelerating race will be over in 100 and 400 meters

 

In marathon he might try to step out and accelerate early and fk that up also.

[velu]

1 hour ago, Global.Baba said:

By the time he starts accelerating race will be over in 100 and 400 meters

 

In marathon he might try to step out and accelerate early and fk that up also.

 

[Mariyam]

On 10/29/2018 at 10:51 PM, Global.Baba said:

Ravi Shastri likes Chinese food near Braborne Stadium While Sunny G loves Bhel and Batata Puri- gyaan from Indian commentary

Are you talking about Kamling?

Old school Chinese eatery, but probably one of the better Chinese eateries in the city.

Can't not like Kamling. 

[Stan AF]

Indian cricket can NEVER ACHIEVE the highs like the Aussies of the 00s and the Windies of the 80s.

 

At least not for the foreseeable future of time.