Can Bhuvneshwar Kumar be the Joginder Sharma for India this world cup?

[New guy]

Ok, now before people jump on me for even comparing a legend like Joginder with anyone else, please hear me out

 

Joginder was also an ordinary man one day or at least he seemed so to us mortals. There are so many stories of Gods walking among us mortals, hiding their true forms till the right day arrives. And then they reveal their power and save us mere humans

 

September 24th, 2007 is etched in every Indians mind. Maybe August 15th 1947 or 26th January might come close. But its the day when Joginder decided to wake up his true powers and smite the enemies at the last moment, winning THE famous victory for India. Poise, grace, calm, good looks, Joginder had it all. 

 

Joginder is rightly called the father of Indian t20 and IPL. Without Joginder's miracles, there would be no IPL today and no Dhoni or CSK

 

So where does Bhuvneshwar come into the picture here? Well lets start with the similarities and differences here

 

Why they are the same person

 

1) Incomparable good looks

 

She He walks in beauty, like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright, Meet in his aspect and his eyes; - Lord Tennyson

 

 

 

 

 

 

Truly Gods among men

 

 

2) Killing with kindness and not violence

 

Ahimsa is one of the transcendental qualities, which belong to godly men endowed with divine nature.” - Lord Krishna, Bhagavata gita, 16.2

 

No head breaking bouncers or toe crushing yorkers for these saints. They kill with kindness. Give the sinners what they desire, feed them with boundaries and buffet bowling, until the sin of gluttony fills up their bellies and takes over their mind, until they seek more and more and finally make that fatal mistake. Lead them to their own death, never strike in anger, let the enemy be gently guided to their doom

 

A forgotten art revived by these masters of their craft

 

 

3) Underestimated and hated in their own time

 

A Prophet is not recognized in his own land - An old English Proverb

 

 

Now, as my keen fans will know, I have a habit of piercing through to the actual truth. Its often prophets and saints who first recognize Gods hiding among us men. But these saints are also not believed. Hence, while Godly men like me know, most sinners are unaware of the greatness of such miracles on earth. Hence they attract hate and judgement.

 

There is a stark similarity between the hate for Joginder Sharma then and Bhuvneshwar Kumar today. Simpletons will see withholding power till needed as lack of power

 

 

 

4) At the right moment they will rise up and smite their enemies

 

क्षमा शोभती उस भुजंग को जिसके पास गरल हो ,
उसको क्या जो दंतहीन, विषरहित, विनीत, सरल हो - रामधारी सिंह दिनकर

 

Like the poisonous cobra, true fangs should be only displayed during the final crippling attack on their enemies.  Many times the enemies will underestimate you, they will take patience for cowardice, calmness for weakness. They will consider them fangless snake, But shama is followed by shakti. And the enemies then tremble at their might

 

 

So basically tdlr; Bhuvi will do a Joginder, pwn all his haters, win the cup for India and get all your girls

 

 

 

[Chakdephatte]

11 minutes ago, New guy said:

Ok, now before people jump on me for even comparing a legend like Joginder with anyone else, please hear me out

 

Joginder was also an ordinary man one day or at least he seemed so to us mortals. There are so many stories of Gods walking among us mortals, hiding their true forms till the right day arrives. And then they reveal their power and save us mere humans

 

September 24th, 2007 is etched in every Indians mind. Maybe August 15th 1947 or 26th January might come close. But its the day when Joginder decided to wake up his true powers and smite the enemies at the last moment, winning THE famous victory for India. Poise, grace, calm, good looks, Joginder had it all. 

 

Joginder is rightly called the father of Indian t20 and IPL. Without Joginder's miracles, there would be no IPL today and no Dhoni or CSK

 

So where does Bhuvneshwar come into the picture here? Well lets start with the similarities and differences here

 

Why they are the same person

 

1) Incomparable good looks

 

She He walks in beauty, like the night, Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of dark and bright, Meet in his aspect and his eyes; - Lord Tennyson

 

 

 

 

 

 

Truly Gods among men

 

 

2) Killing with kindness and not violence

 

Ahimsa is one of the transcendental qualities, which belong to godly men endowed with divine nature.” - Lord Krishna, Bhagavata gita, 16.2

 

No head breaking bouncers or toe crushing yorkers for these saints. They kill with kindness. Give the sinners what they desire, feed them with boundaries and buffet bowling, until the sin of gluttony fills up their bellies and takes over their mind, until they seek more and more and finally make that fatal mistake. Lead them to their own death, never strike in anger, let the enemy be gently guided to their doom

 

A forgotten art revived by these masters of their craft

 

 

3) Underestimated and hated in their own time

 

A Prophet is not recognized in his own land - An old English Proverb

 

 

Now, as my keen fans will know, I have a habit of piercing through to the actual truth. Its often prophets and saints who first recognize Gods hiding among us men. But these saints are also not believed. Hence, while Godly men like me know, most sinners are unaware of the greatness of such miracles on earth. Hence they attract hate and judgement.

 

There is a stark similarity between the hate for Joginder Sharma then and Bhuvneshwar Kumar today. Simpletons will see withholding power till needed as lack of power

 

 

 

4) At the right moment they will rise up and smite their enemies

 

क्षमा शोभती उस भुजंग को जिसके पास गरल हो ,
उसको क्या जो दंतहीन, विषरहित, विनीत, सरल हो - रामधारी सिंह दिनकर

 

Like the poisonous cobra, true fangs should be only displayed during the final crippling attack on their enemies.  Many times the enemies will underestimate you, they will take patience for cowardice, calmness for weakness. They will consider them fangless snake, But shama is followed by shakti. And the enemies then tremble at their might

 

 

So basically tdlr; Bhuvi will do a Joginder, pwn all his haters, win the cup for India and get all your girls

 

 

 

Why would you spend time writing this?

[R!TTER]

NO 

[Malcolm Merlyn]

Lol. He is finished. He should not be in the team or squad.

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[Lord]

If it means us winning WT20 and Bhuvi never playing again,its not a bad proposition

[Lord]

31 minutes ago, Chakdephatte said:

Why would you spend time writing this?

 

you don't know his history then.

 

[speedheat]

[rkt.india]

Embrace it buddy. 

 

Edited October 22, 2021 by rkt.india

[New guy]

9 minutes ago, Lord said:

If it means us winning WT20 and Bhuvi never playing again,its not a bad proposition

Need @beetle and @Mariyam here

[beetle]

He will do well. Aur kuch ni bolna mujhe!!

[Mariyam]

16 minutes ago, New guy said:

Need @beetle and @Mariyam here

You should have also tagged @Sir john

[Mariyam]

1 hour ago, Chakdephatte said:

Why would you spend time writing this?

I enjoyed reading it!

[zen]

Joginder for Ind or the other team

[putrevus]

It is an insult to Bhuvi to be mentioned in the same sentence as Joginder.What happened in 2007 finals was pure luck than skill.

[gattaca]

4 hours ago, putrevus said:

It is an insult to Bhuvi to be mentioned in the same sentence as Joginder.What happened in 2007 finals was pure luck than skill.

He did bowl final over in semi final as well against Australia. Mike hussey couldn’t score much as well. 

[putrevus]

34 minutes ago, gattaca said:

He did bowl final over in semi final as well against Australia. Mike hussey couldn’t score much as well. 

Aussies were under too much pressure once Hayden and Symmo fell. I am not trying to downplay his perfomances in 2007 but Bhuvi is on another level .