Happy Birthday Kohli

[coffee_rules]

Happy Birthday for the outgoing captain!! I have some tips for him how to celebrate 

 

1. Eggless cake , milk less , dairy less, vegan soy cake

2. don’t smear the cake or let other smear it on your face. You are 30+ , for god’s sake!

3. no flower pots next to cakes, bad for environment 

4. no firecrackers too

5. Wish all Muslims . Christians, Sikhs, well

6. Finally, don’t forget to take the knee

[cricketfan28]

Love you my King!..wish you a long life.

[R!TTER]

Kitne saal ka hogaya ye age fudger 

[Rantzz]

Happy birthday to India’s greatest ever batsman across all formats

[raki05]

happy bday bc.

[Bigg Brother]

Happy Birthday Kohli. Don't be so harsh on Kohli for the ad campaigns. The guy isnt even graduate.. Samajh nahi hai bechare ko, mostly runs on his PR. 

[maniac]

Happy Birthday. Still our cricketing hero. Nothing but best wishes.

[speedheat]

Happy birthday champ!! Still our best batsman.

[diga]

2 hours ago, Bigg Brother said:

Happy Birthday Kohli. Don't be so harsh on Kohli for the ad campaigns. The guy isnt even graduate.. Samajh nahi hai bechare ko, mostly runs on his PR. 

Happy birthday... hopefully he grows wiser as he grows older. Dont think he has cleared 12th exams too 

[Khota]

7 hours ago, coffee_rules said:

Happy Birthday for the outgoing captain!! I have some tips for him how to celebrate 

 

1. Eggless cake , milk less , dairy less, vegan soy cake

2. don’t smear the cake or let other smear it on your face. You are 30+ , for god’s sake!

3. no flower pots next to cakes, bad for environment 

4. no firecrackers too

5. Wish all Muslims . Christians, Sikhs, well

6. Finally, don’t forget to take the knee

Why do you have to drag religion in a sports page?

[nikrulz]

Happy Birthday to one of the modern Greats!

 

Still very much dislike his captaincy role and the "It's Just a game" approach. 

 

India became a "Chasing side" under him and Dhoni's tenure. Fearless and a match-winner. 

 

 

[goose]

why do we wish cricketers happy birthday? number one, he's not going to read this, number two, i don't see him wishing me a happy birthday.

[coffee_rules]

Alas, it happened 

 

 

[Kothili]

On 11/5/2021 at 8:41 AM, coffee_rules said:

Happy Birthday for the outgoing captain!! I have some tips for him how to celebrate 

 

1. Eggless cake , milk less , dairy less, vegan soy cake

2. don’t smear the cake or let other smear it on your face. You are 30+ , for god’s sake!

3. no flower pots next to cakes, bad for environment 

4. no firecrackers too

5. Wish all Muslims . Christians, Sikhs, well

6. Finally, don’t forget to take the knee

And no meat tonight.