Virender Sehwag forwards two-line resume for India coach job

[StriKe]

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The former Australian pacer Craig McDermott had applied to become India’s coach but won’t be called in for the interview as his application came after the deadline. Dermott had claimed that he has completed all the procedure on time and his application was sent much earlier. However, sources in the BCCI informed that only six members have applied on time and Dermott’s application came after the deadline had passed.

WTF, BCCI acting like school teachers?

 

 

http://indianexpress.com/article/sports/cricket/virender-sehwag-forwards-two-line-resume-bcci-demands-a-elaborate-version-4690756/

[Pollack]

Just accept the application. Is it difficult. We all know how many procedures and requirements are followed in this entire drama.

[MechEng]

He must mention in his CV the list of bowlers he likes to hit sixes against: Saqlain, Murali, Mendis, Swann, Herath. Under strengths he can write "Performs best on patta or a spinning pitch" and on weaknesses "Hates batting against swing in England or during monsoon season anywhere with cloud cover". His hobbies includes "Trolling Pakistan and Bangladesh on Twitter".

[Pollack]

9 minutes ago, MechEng said:

He must mention in his CV the list of bowlers he likes to hit sixes against: Saqlain, Murali, Mendis, Swann, Herath. Under strengths he can write "Performs best on patta or a spinning pitch" and on weaknesses "Hates batting against swing in England or during monsoon season anywhere with cloud cover". His hobbies includes "Trolling Pakistan and Bangladesh on Twitter".

Naukri pakki.

 

[G_B_]

Does he think this is some sort of joke?

[WC2011INDIA]

Haryanvi. Nuff said.

[kajubadamchor]

Chutiya

[Mosher]

Anyone but Viru.

[The Realist]

His CV probably looked like:

 

See ball

 

Hit ball

 

[beetle]

Ashwin had mentioned in an interview that viru hated team meetings...

 

Once he asked for time to speak during team meeting and it was about why players were getting 3 free tickets instead of 6.

 

There was another story ( don't remember where...probably during commentary) about reviews and viru saying...one review would be mine.

 

He also stopped a game to ask the 12th man  Ishu Sharma to check his i pod for the song that he could not remember.

Yeah ...coach material indeed.

Edited June 6, 2017 by beetle

[beetle]

They should accept Mc Dermott's application .Then there will be at least 3-4 serious contendors.

 

[beetle]

http://www.cricketcountry.com/news/when-virender-sehwag-threatened-not-to-play-against-england-in-world-cup-2011-613473

[mishra]

Kumble is doing fine. Why bother

[MechEng]

11 minutes ago, beetle said:

http://www.cricketcountry.com/news/when-virender-sehwag-threatened-not-to-play-against-england-in-world-cup-2011-613473

What is a complimentary pass for cricketers? Food coupons?

[Rasgulla]

3 hours ago, kajubadamchor said:

Chutiya

Kaju mera sher 

[beetle]

24 minutes ago, MechEng said:

What is a complimentary pass for cricketers? Food coupons?

I think it is free tickets for the match that they can give to anyone.

[velu]

2 hours ago, beetle said:

Ashwin had mentioned in an interview that viru hated team meetings...

 

Once he asked for time to speak during team meeting and it was about why players were getting 3 free tickets instead of 6.

 

There was another story ( don't remember where...probably during commentary) about reviews and viru saying...one review would be mine.

 

He also stopped a game to ask the 12th man  Ishu Sharma to check his i pod for the song that he could not remember.

Yeah ...coach material indeed.

everyone hates team meetings

 

[velu]

2 line resume

 

VIRU  the badass  

[beetle]

2 minutes ago, velu said:

everyone hates team meetings

 

Coach can't hate team meetings 

[Gollum]

This is a promising unit destined for greatness, unless a clown like Sehwag butts in to become the Guru. WTF is BCCI thinking?