Watching Kohli’s press conference can give you diabetes

[velu]

1 hour ago, ExtremeBrainfade said:

He is reading Sun Tzu "The Art of War."

 

Quotes:

 

(1) “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” 
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

(2) “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” 
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

(3) “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.” 
― Sun tzu, The Art of War

 

(4) “Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.” 

 

"Defend when the bowler expects you to attack.

 Defend when the bowler expects you to not attack"

-Sun Singh Tzoni

[Reddysaab]

all this PR drama is anushka influence. thats all she is good for.

 

unfortunately its affected his game. the dismissive signature is missing. he is just making docile 50s

[Norman]

32 minutes ago, Reddysaab said:

Kohli needs to stop this goody goody bullshet routine and get real. if india lose to NZ in this "served on a platter semi", its a disgrace.

 

so pls shut up and thrash NZ and get to final

 

New Zealand are not Kenya of 2003 that we can call them "served on platter". 

 

Yes, we'll go in as favourites but absolutely anything can happen once the two teams set foot on ground. And yes, no disgrace in losing to a team which is just one spot below us in rankings. 

[maniac]

2 minutes ago, velu said:

 

"Defend when the bowler expects you to attack.

 Defend when the bowler expects you to not attack"

-Sun Singh Tzoni

"Age is just a random number"

 

Arya bhatta Singh Dhoni

 

"block,lunge,leave- 3 principles of last over batting"

 

Chanakya Singh Dhoni

 

 

 

 

[ExtremeBrainfade]

55 minutes ago, Stradlater said:

Lawda mera. 

Kohli is too dumb to even comprehend Chetan Bhagat. Sun Tzu to door ki bat hai. 

Chal.  Tension mat lo. 

Maybe going vegan has taken the edge off.  He was a beast.  He's now a fruit.  After all, you are what you eat.

Edited July 8, 2019 by ExtremeBrainfade

[Samcric]

3 hours ago, velu said:

once my manager at samsung kept praising me when we were working in some non-android platform arnd 2010 ( literally jobless for 2 years ) ..

later he gave me the bottom rating ( 5 in the scale of 1 to 5 .. 5 being the bottom 5% performers / trouble makers ) during appraisal saying we as a team were just hedges if android flops and asked me to find another job 

Velu, it was around that time that Dhoni started playing slowly. Hope your Dhonibhakti didn't spoil things?

[Vijy]

19 minutes ago, Shaz1 said:

Such a lovable guy this Kohli is. Always talking sweet. So cute.

He is just a harmless teddy bear.

[coffee_rules]

19 minutes ago, Reddysaab said:

all this PR drama is anushka influence. thats all she is good for.

 

unfortunately its affected his game. the dismissive signature is missing. he is just making docile 50s

Fail. blame the wag,

Soften, blame the wag

 

[Stuge]

28 minutes ago, Shaz1 said:

Such a lovable guy this Kohli is. Always talking sweet. So cute.

you mean he is cutie pie 

[Stuge]

1 minute ago, coffee_rules said:

Fail. blame the wag,

Soften, blame the wag

 

This is so true..For some idiotic reason ,they would bring in Anushka .

[velu]

17 minutes ago, Stuge said:

This is so true..For some idiotic reason ,they would bring in Anushka .

 

[bowl_out]

As long as he keeps scoring big runs, particularly in chases, nothing else matters

[ThePhenomenal1]

Like I said earlier he seems to have lost his edge. Let’s see if the middle order can step up.

[flamy]

Crikey! The man's lost his balls, guvnor!

[Vijy]

2 minutes ago, flamy said:

Crikey! The man's lost his balls, guvnor!

maybe he gave/loaned them to tailunt

[shychipmunk]

A genuine Rohit is way bigger/better brand than a fake Virat

I bought CEAT tyres for my car instead of MRF

[Ajju]

Had bad feeling he ll give williamson a wick

[randomGuy]

10 hours ago, velu said:

 

"Defend when the bowler expects you to attack.

 Defend when the bowler expects you to not attack"

-Sun Singh Tzoni

[Stan AF]

3 hours ago, shychipmunk said:

A genuine Rohit is way bigger/better brand than a fake Virat

I bought CEAT tyres for my car instead of MRF

Same. But for my 2 wheeler.

[FischerTal]

Rat is real life Kabir Singh/Arjun Reddy 

Edited January 10, 2020 by FischerTal