zen Posted February 24, 2020 Posted February 24, 2020 Team ind support thread for Christchurch thread: You may be an underdog, but every dog has a chance to escape the fog You may have lost 4 international games on the run, but can lightening strike 5 times in a row on your bum Captain wrong may not be right, but the fellow has a fight Come on India, show us that you can play, there is no reason for the delay VT87, beetle, Gollum and 4 others 1 5 1
zen Posted February 24, 2020 Author Posted February 24, 2020 Forget the gloom, support the team for the match with bloom No matter who plays on the day, make the most of your way Christchurch, here we come, get ready for a fiery welcome beetle and Gollum 1 1
Gollum Posted February 24, 2020 Posted February 24, 2020 (edited) Don't fret 'Men in Blue' today you played like you had to use the loo Every time they throw us in the bin we come back for the win This test we had to contend with Aleem Dar, next test there won't be any bar Win the toss be the boss, lose the toss not a loss Batsmen need to tap into their riches, make Kiwi bowlers their lil bitches Bumrah and Shami to the rescue as Kiwi batters cry meow meow Catchers better have safe hands, as if to hold on to Pamela Anderson's mammary glands Sorry for the vulgarity, ICF is a cesspool of immorality Let's get back to the game, no pondering over some ol' dame Pride at stake, some Kiwis to bake As long as we stand we will rise once more, let us play the band and sorry for the bore Edited February 24, 2020 by Gollum Scar, sandeep and beetle 1 2
zen Posted February 24, 2020 Author Posted February 24, 2020 If we lose this game by folding like a deck Kiwis will enjoy playing Ind like a good monkey on its back
Sandeep99 Posted February 24, 2020 Posted February 24, 2020 Pepsi whisky rum ratass develop some sharam Forever Indian, beetle, Norman and 1 other 4
zen Posted February 26, 2020 Author Posted February 26, 2020 Come Ind, get on your stride Hit 100s, pick 5-ers, play with pride Christchurch could be green Don’t allow that to lose your sheen Go hard, make your performance count Don’t hold back, WTC demands 1-1 to be on the account
maniac Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) Ro got hurt Shaw got the shirt He will shine and make us forget hitman and his talent divine Kohli my dear ignore the Bewda and his beer Ishu is in form will send a few kiwis to the dorm and it will be the norm Time for Indian pacers to fire all cylinders and make it hot as my holy friend would say don’t forget the dot Edited February 27, 2020 by maniac sandeep 1
zen Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, maniac said: Ro got hurt Shaw got the shirt He will shine and make us forget hitman and his talent divine Kohli my dear ignore the Bewda and his beer Ishu is in form will send a few kiwis to the dorm and it will be the norm Time for Indian pacers to fire all cylinders and make it hot as my holy friend would say don’t forget the dot Don’t jinx the golden pot like your holy friend, start a thread to support the kiwis w/o forgetting the dot Unstable Joe 1
maniac Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, zen said: Don’t jinx the golden pot like your holy friend, start a thread to support the kiwis w/o forgetting the dot I don’t jinx, just like the cricketer the chin has developed chinks replace jinx with Gill and he will go for the kill Gill and Shaw are not raw they will cut though kiwis like a saw need a change in approach and about time we fire the coach. Hope we win and if not once again I will take it on the chin Edited February 27, 2020 by maniac Adi_91, sergio04, zen and 1 other 3 1
zen Posted February 27, 2020 Author Posted February 27, 2020 Kiwis love the green Bears prefer the cream Boult-Southee can be too much Batsmen need to avoid passing the buck To avoid a loss Maybe win the toss Don’t let the opportunity go Go Bears go!
diga Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) Edit the title of the thread first or was it intentional... tigers at home Edited February 27, 2020 by diga
Norman Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 How the fukk did I miss this thread .... May be because I'm a dikkhead... sandeep 1
rtmohanlal Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 On 2/24/2020 at 9:52 PM, zen said: Team ind support thread for Christchurch thread: You may be an underdog, but every dog has a chance to escape the fog You may have lost 4 international games on the run, but can lightening strike 5 times in a row on your bum Captain wrong may not be right, but the fellow has a fight Come on India, show us that you can play, there is no reason for the delay for that to happen, your 'man can't do any thing wrong' Pujara has to play a very vital role. Let us wait & see. As of now he is killing the entire momentum of every inns.
NameGoesHere Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 But the likely reality once our brave boys face the heat, will be like the lawyer who realises he has a lost case and says: L*n* pe thund, Kacheri band Mukadma kal ladenge
GautiMaan Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 Pitch mela paccha attai Kohli vanguvan muttai Karai aachu vella sattai Valakampola Shastri mattai Forever Indian 1
ShoonyaSifar Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 Better to be realistic. A 2-0 whitewash coming up. Captain fool will settle for nothing less than a whitewash. Thats what he's always aimed for.
Stan AF Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) Williamson singing in chorus with his players to Kohli Varra maatta sumathi Tharra maatta amaithi Varra porom naanga Tharra porom veenga Edited February 27, 2020 by Stan AF
Deleted_User_1 Posted February 28, 2020 Posted February 28, 2020 I am betting the trundler Grandhomme will blow away Bewda’s Poyzz on a green mamba. Stan AF 1
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