Kohli winning toss: Blood sacrifice thread

[The Realist]

Appears the gods have been angered as Captain unable to win a toss in any format. Kohli must have done some unforgivable things for there to be such bad karma.

 

Seems the only way out is for their to be blood sacrifices to appease the gods as carried out in previous ancient civilisations. Kohli will have to sacrifice his nearest & dearest...

 

Chahal's muscles 

Dhawan's thighs

Throwing Ishant Sharma off a tall building

 

Or are any ICFers prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice?

 

[zen]

3 minutes ago, The Realist said:

Or are any ICFers prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice?

 

Not worried about tosses ... but if you are, let the charity begin at home w/ you sacrificing something 

[nevada]

19 hours ago, The Realist said:

Appears the gods have been angered as Captain unable to win a toss in any format. Kohli must have done some unforgivable things for there to be such bad karma.

 

Seems the only way out is for their to be blood sacrifices to appease the gods as carried out in previous ancient civilisations. Kohli will have to sacrifice his nearest & dearest...

 

Chahal's muscles 

Dhawan's thighs

Throwing Ishant Sharma off a tall building

 

Or are any ICFers prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice?

 

Rat could get rid of that rapidly greying beard.

Edited March 24, 2021 by nevada

[Rasgulla]

Hey you don't need to throw Ishant off the tall building. He offered to jump off it himself for Bharat mata ka Veer Dhoni

 

[neel roy]

I am happy we are losing tosses actually. Its preparing India for all eventualities. England is getting complacent. So come knockout hopefully we are not worried about toss but execution..( though i will do anything to win the wtc toss.. so yes agree with the sacrifice of whatever.. )

[Clarke]

Maybe he knows a witch that can help with the sacrifice

 

 

 

 

[Moochad]

Need 1 sacrifice for his tosses and another for his catches

[New guy]

On 3/24/2021 at 1:51 AM, zen said:

 

Not worried about tosses ... but if you are, let the charity begin at home w/ you sacrificing something 

Considering stats conclusively prove the advantage of winning tosses, why are you not worried?

[zen]

1 hour ago, New guy said:

Considering stats conclusively prove the advantage of winning tosses, why are you not worried?

Weaklings worry, IMO. Good teams/cricketers are confident in their abilities to deliver on cricketing skills ... I believe in a culture where toss is more of a formality, with players ready to take on any challenge. Play your best w/o worrying about tosses or losses. I would prefer to not even have a player who gets disheartened (“worried”) based on how a coin flips 

 

As for tosses in most important games, Ind has played 3 ODI WC finals. Won two in which it lost tosses. Lost the won where it won the toss

 

My message to the other teams would be that throw whatever in your power at us, take any marginal advantage you want, put us in any situation, we are ready for any challenge 

 

[velu]

best solution is sacrificing kohli himself

[sumit quiet]

Again lost the toss.

[New guy]

Its baffling that in a forum such as this, reknown all over the world for its large virgin population, we cannot still sacrifice some of them for our team's sake. Just lure them in with pics of starlets or female commentators 

[asterix]

Admins, please start with sacrificing (Temp Ban) of known Kohli fans here...

[Stan AF]

[Stan AF]

[New guy]

Noticed how the virgins disappeared from this forum after this thread started ?

[Old guy]

We might never win toss again!

[The Realist]

England have won 27 out of the last 35 tosses against India.

 

Kohli needs a coin toss coach or probably even better give up the captaincy 

[cowboysfan]

this mfer manhoos,I have never seen a more unlucky bloke than him.

[nevada]

On 3/25/2021 at 12:50 PM, velu said:

best solution is sacrificing kohli himself

He could start with sacrificing that pathetic looking beard, like his test deputy Rahane has done!

 

 

21 hours ago, Old guy said:

We might never win toss again!

Yesterday the match was about to start and I had a few small errands to run. I thought, "let me do them later in the evening when England bats". Then I realized the toss hadn't happened yet! India losing the toss and batting first has become so routine, like a TV show coming on at a particular time. That being said, doesn't England deserve some criticism for always sticking to the "safe" approach of batting second? Where is that desire to challenge themselves to thrive under any match situation? This series has exposed their weaknesses and shown that they are not all that.