Nikhil_cric Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Strike rate like Richards and average like Bradman as well. Can we just dump shastri after the world cup and get moody/hesson or anyone similar? Sick of this guy . UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment
speedheat Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Lmao, lots of lol in the thread!! A thread on Ravi shastris statements on icf will always be a reservoir of entertainment , especially how people mix his drinking habits and relates it to the topic moreover the guy himself is one hell of entertainer. Sashtri is correct though, show does give an impression of all 3 of them in his batting, plus the way he gets on to a front foot and pull shot is imitation of pointing. But people here will never waste a chance to crack joke on him UrmiSinhaRay and Adi BB 1 1 Link to comment
zen Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 (edited) As kids, me and my brother used to play a lot of pranks when traveling. Pranks included changing "do not disturb signs" to "please clean my room", knocking on room door w/ "do not disturb signs" hard, then running away and repeating the process. Once we got caught when the gora hid behind his room door and as soon as we knocked again, he opened the door and looked at us in red eyes as if shooting bullets through it. We ran away (and decided to postpone doing this prank) At one of the hotels in Udaipur. We saw someone enjoying beer in the corridor. We decided to fool him. So me and my bro would pretend to look out of the corridor. Go back in to the room, change our clothes, stand near the guy and look out at the views again. We repeated this 3-4 times and the guy started to look at his beer bottle Shastri may have gone through that "beer guy" exercise as well here i.e. seeing shades of Sachin, Sehwag and Lara at the same time in Shaw Edited October 14, 2018 by zen UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment
Rasgulla Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Sehwag and Lara that's it. He is playing for the team. CSK Fan, DHONI_FANN, Nikola and 3 others 1 4 1 Link to comment
MCcricket Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 5 hours ago, Rightarmfast said: Bh#%di waale, ek hi peg me whisky, vodka, rum mila ke peene pe aisa hi statements nikalta hai. Ch%tiya! No that was just before He had a peg of Rum Vodka and absynth UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment
Kothili Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Number said: "There's a bit of Sachin there, a bit of Viru in him and when he walks - there's a bit of Lara as well," Shastri said. And Ass3 is a bit of Bullshit, Pigshit and Rhinoshit making him full of himself. Adi BB, Lannister, Vilander and 1 other 4 Link to comment
The Realist Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Empty words of an alcoholic cheerleader. Still thinks he did well in Eng despite getting hammered 4-1 (which he regarded as a drinks promotion 2-4-1). Adi BB, Switchblade and SrinjayDutta 3 Link to comment
Turning_track Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 It was a trending topic on Twitter that whichever person was giving illogical statements in the media have drank the p**s of RaGa. It seems Shastri has also received his share of prasad from RaGa. The kid has played only 3 innings, that too against WI which is weaker than a domestic side. It is stupid to make this call based on 2 tests. beetle 1 Link to comment
beetle Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 So lara was all about the wallk only... Link to comment
zen Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) The kid got praise from Kohli too - "I don't think any of us were even 10 percent of what he is at 18-19." Edited October 15, 2018 by zen UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment
SUMO Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Kohli and TM compalins about media hyping things. Biggest hyping machine is bewda coach in dressing room. UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment
vishalvirsingh Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) Shastri was a talentless batsman but very high on patience and application. He gets orgasms when he sees such talent. Understand his thought process. On talent in batting he was way down.... Just he did hit some weak spinners some times. Edited October 15, 2018 by vishalvirsingh UrmiSinhaRay 1 Link to comment
Austin 3:!6 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Think he had 1 too many Switchblade, velu and UrmiSinhaRay 1 2 Link to comment
Lala Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 don't mix whiskey and vodka, then you will be another shastri. UrmiSinhaRay, Switchblade, velu and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment
Adi BB Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Pretty sure the deluded combo of bewda and rat must have given Shaw the feeling that he has already achieved a sachinesque fame. Jitna door rahoge in dono se utna acha rahega Shaw ke liye sensible-indian, Number and Switchblade 2 1 Link to comment
test fan Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Visky ke sath Todi bhang or pi leta to Sir don Bradman ka name bhi aa jata akhir Ave .118 ka Jo h .BC use khelne de Abhi baccha h wo Link to comment
Jimmy Cliff Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) Haven't noticed anything in his walk(!) that resembles Lara but he certainly seems like a Tendulkar-Sehwag hybrid stylistically as a batsman. I thought so during the under 19 WC as well. So I agree with at least 2/3rd of what the bewda is saying. Edited October 16, 2018 by Jimmy Cliff Laaloo and Number 2 Link to comment
rkt.india Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 (edited) shaw is mixture of SRT, Sehwag, And Lara like my navratan mixture namkeen I have with my Daaru- Shastri. Edited October 16, 2018 by rkt.india Switchblade and Number 2 Link to comment
gakgupta Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 8:12 PM, Number said: "There's a bit of Sachin there, a bit of Viru in him and when he walks - there's a bit of Lara as well," Shastri said. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/cricket/west-indies-in-india/there-is-a-bit-of-tendulkar-sehwag-and-lara-in-prithvi-says-shastri/articleshow/66205468.cms He missed 2 other names...bradman and Vivan Richards... That could complete the list and Shaw will secure his place for next 5 years irrespective of his performances... Shame on you shastri No wonder, these young players will be totally ruined because of these unwanted publicity... coffee_rules 1 Link to comment
gakgupta Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 10:11 PM, Mosher said: Why leave out Ponting? Add him too. He is going to add only all-time legends Link to comment
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