No ball-gate....the Pakistani Argument (Comedy Thread)

[jalebi_bhai]

 

     

 

'Inches', 'ratios'.....

 

My reaction to this

[Vilander]

What is this ? ball already over his hip waist high full toss no ball. Wtf is this.

Edited October 24, 2022 by Vilander

[vvvslaxman]

They are losing their mind.  They want quality umpires like this.

 

 

[ravishingravi]

Reminds me of 2011 lbw review of Tendulkar. They were drawing vectors to show it was hitting the leg stump. 

[SM2907]

They do teach Maths in Pakiland then. I thought only religious stuff was their learning 

[cricketfan28]

Their team did well, they should focus on that instead.

[vvvslaxman]

This is the only way they can learn some math lol 

[jalebi_bhai]

4 minutes ago, vvvslaxman said:

This is the only way they can learn some math lol 

 

There has been a surge in body language and body posture analysts since yesterday's match. Didn't know Pakistani schools had these subjects in their curriculum

[zen]

Reminds me of the DC-RR game no ball controversy … Like DC,  Pak can discuss till the cows come home, but the game is done 

 

 

[vvvslaxman]

LOve the trolling going on twitter lol. These padosis spams all the Indian journalist feeds.

 

 

Indians don't waste time trolling them. Looks Ravi bishnoi's cousin lol 

 

 

[coffee_rules]

Reminded of the QF of 2015 WC against BD. Rohit was out in the 40th over at 90. It was above waist and was called a no-ball. He made 137 and Toygers till today cry about it

 

 

[Pakistan]

7 hours ago, jalebi_bhai said:

 

     

 

'Inches', 'ratios'.....

 

My reaction to this

Fabio was injured on the beach playing with his kids.

[Pakistan]

5 hours ago, ravishingravi said:

Reminds me of 2011 lbw review of Tendulkar. They were drawing vectors to show it was hitting the leg stump. 

You lot cannot beat us without cheating but muft ka food is extra delicious.

[Pakistan]

This is silly it was useless win because English winning this cup to honor dead Queen.

[vvvslaxman]

https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/cricket/explained-why-zimbabwe-were-awarded-5-penalty-runs-against-south-africa-in-t20-world-cup-clash-article-95069569

 

South Africa was given 5 run penalty for ball hitting the glove first  (which was on the ground). Imagine if it were pakistan lol You will see an equation using  dimensions of glove, dimensions of ball, length of the grass

[vvvslaxman]

 

 

 

 

[SM2907]

4 minutes ago, vvvslaxman said:

 

 

 

 

Magic from heaven up above 

[DeepSpace]

Poyzz are such whiners! Take it on the chin and move on!! If it was one of your gem umpires like Khizer Hayat or Shakur Rana, Kohli would have been given out - BBW (bat before wicket)!

[Need4Speed]

2 hours ago, Pakistan said:

You lot cannot beat us without cheating but muft ka food is extra delicious.

How about all Pakistani chuckers and chewing the ball for reverse swing in the past.

If that no ball was cheating then you should also investigate why Nawaz bowled full toss and wides..may be BCCI fixed the match with him right..

or how come Haris Rauf got smacked in last over when he was bowling such a dream spell..

Ye sab Khuda ki marzi thi..Ki Pak had to loose..

Edited October 25, 2022 by Need4Speed

[Clarke]

3 hours ago, Pakistan said:

You lot cannot beat us without cheating but muft ka food is extra delicious.

 

Both are your expertise. Umpteen chuckers, ball biting, pitch dancing, legendary bottle caps for the former. 

 

India went to IMF 6 times in the 1957-1991 and zero times since last 31 years. Your bhikhari mulk went to IMF 22 times since 1957 & 10+ times in last 30 years, you are also carrying a giant begging bowl these days. You obviously know a lot about a free breakfast, lunch & dinner