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On contrary. The form that they came in into this WC, props to them for winning VS 2 semifinalist. However ... that complement went out the window when I saw what they are posting in PP today. LMFAOOO ...

 

They think their superstar team will score 600 and bowl out BD for 120. Some thinks they will hit 75 6's in the upcoming match. Don't believe me? Go take a look at PP :two_thumbs_up::rotfl::hatsoff:

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The thing with padosis is they are still clinging to 90s era. cricket has changed big time.. in this era of professionalism.. they are still banking on jazba, passion, duas of peoples.. i find it quite comforting that this Indian team is the one of the most professional unit unlike our neighbours.. when u look in their media nd cricketers.. u will always hear twaddle nd loose talks nd after India's lose to England they were in total meltdown behaving as a jilted lover...:hysterical: their ex cricketers fuels conspiracy theories nd their current cricketers do poppycocking in media before match .. specially before their match to india one can hear their players on verbose tripe.. one DC generator impersonifying gentleman said he will take 10 wickets against india in a single match.. lmao.. on the opposite side indian players display utmost professionalism. No loose talk, no tounge wagging, no nothing.. i think their inferiority complex with respect to india is proving too detrimental to them..

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11 hours ago, Vijy said:

if WI won against NZ and Pak lost against Bang (which is quite probable), I think NZ would have qualified on NRR if all other results remain the same.

I wasnt talking about ifs and buts. Just the pure fact that WI beat them to pulp that Pak's NRR was buried 1000 feet deep in the very first game

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What happened to the original thread by @Laaloo ? Anyways doesn’t matter, a good laugh is a good laugh

 

I didn’t even know there was a game today, casually tried to lurk on PP and saw it was closed to non-members and figured something must have happened :laugh:

 

Got thrashed with heir full strength team to a c string Srilanka side. The so called no.1 t-20 side

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

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35 minutes ago, maniac said:

What happened to the original thread by @Laaloo ? Anyways doesn’t matter, a good laugh is a good laugh

 

I didn’t even know there was a game today, casually tried to lurk on PP and saw it was closed to non-members and figured something must have happened :laugh:

 

Got thrashed with heir full strength team to a c string Srilanka side. The so called no.1 t-20 side

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

Even they have closed it for existing members....

By looking at your comment I thought ll visit green shirt forum to have some fun but looks like they have blocked everyone.

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13 minutes ago, bahubali said:

Even they have closed it for existing members....

By looking at your comment I thought ll visit green shirt forum to have some fun but looks like they have blocked everyone.

Every time the padosis lose the mods close their forum... how insecure these lallus are.

 

Get beaten by a 2nd string SL side.. claims to be top ranked T20 team HAHAHAH

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Very poor start for Misbah & things aren't going to get easier as Pak is going to tour Aus next. I mean WTF were these guys doing on the field, losing 3-0 to a Sri Lankan C side is shameful.
Congrats to the SL players though.
 

4 minutes ago, Shaz1 said:

Not surprised. You got a terrible coach and chief selector.

Sarfaraz deserves bulk of criticism for this performance . Not discounting Misbah as Shehzad & Akmal were poor selections.

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SL :  We shall tour Pak, only if we are offered VIP treatment (including imposing Curfew)

 

PAK :  Ok, No problem.  But do us a favour.  Please ensure that Pak wins.

 

SL  Of Course.  That is why we are sending our B Team. 

 

PAK :    Err.  Is that really your B team ?

 

SL    :finger: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, singhprakash72 said:

Pakistan needs to get over their love with more than decade old players Shehzad, Akmal,Malik, Hafeez etc. Develop talented new breed of cricketers who can add value to the team instead going back to old war horse.

Shehzad, Akmal, Malik and Hafeez did not play the 3rd T20.  Still they lost. 

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32 minutes ago, singhprakash72 said:

Develop talented new breed of cricketers who can add value to the team instead going back to old war horse.

Did you see their "new" player Iftikhar something?  Dude looks easily 40+, his official age is 29 though.  I wouldn't be surprised if he has a kid in college.

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1 hour ago, Hyro said:

Whitewash !!!!... 3-0 by SL B side ? whaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?

Today SL rested 5 of their team b player and played teamc .. still nanga kar k Mara world bestest t 20 team in front of their home crowd.

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3 hours ago, Turning_track said:

Very poor start for Misbah & things aren't going to get easier as Pak is going to tour Aus next. I mean WTF were these guys doing on the field, losing 3-0 to a Sri Lankan C side is shameful.
Congrats to the SL players though.
 

Sarfaraz deserves bulk of criticism for this performance . Not discounting Misbah as Shehzad & Akmal were poor selections.

Sarfraz deserves criticism for sure but no Misbah deserves the bulk of criticism he is getting. He has the most authority. Even he admits it:
 

"When you have responsibility then you have to accept that. I picked the team and I am coaching it so the responsibility does come on me as well"

 

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3 hours ago, Frustrated said:

Shehzad, Akmal, Malik and Hafeez did not play the 3rd T20.  Still they lost. 

We had lost the series before that team was used.

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12 minutes ago, Aiden said:

Thats what you get when you make tuk tuk master coach & selector. 

Can't win a war with a broken wooden sword.  What was it that Imran Khan said about the players imported for a cricket World XI a couple of years ago? Phateechar?

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2 hours ago, Khota said:

It has nothing to do with Misbah. They are this bad and not playing India has really hurt them in the pocket and cricket development.

The missing Indian revenue meant that budgets were under pressure for the last 15 years.  And PCB corrupt babus chose to starve domestic cricket.  Utter trash wickets, and locally made kachra balls translated to low scoring games, with trundlers boasting of FC bowling averages of below 20, while the batsmen were slowly trained to throw their bats around and find ways to score quick cameos instead of learning to build proper innings.  Results are there for all to see. 

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I personally dont think revenue is an issue. What sandeep  said about wickets is spot on. The SLC is an equally corrupt board and their B team has beaten Pakistan at home in a format which they are supposed to be good in. 

 

But Pakistan have been getting good amount of revenue from ICC events. Around $17 million a year or so I believe. Their net revenue is to tune of $50 million a year.  Sure a series with India would have meant a single tour even in the UAE would be worth much more, but still its more than enough to run a decent domestic competition.

 

The truth is Pakistan always were reliant on natural "talent" than structure or technology.  Its just that cricket has evolved from its semi professional roots to being totally professional sport where nutrition, fitness analytics matter. Pakistan despite odd wins like the champions trophy or the T20 WC in 2009 are just stuck in the past.

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it must also be said,

 

Imran khan has ensured that there is now a proper domestic structure modeled on Australia with around 6 teams. This means that there is quality at a highest level and the PCB needs to monitor only 6 wickets to ensure balance between bat and ball. Each domestic team has a squad of 25 players. So you are talking about 150 domestic players.

 

The downside to this approach is that the players are paid very poorly. So even if your one level below the best your earning like $12,000 a year. 

 

We will know if this approach works in 3-4 years time.

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2 hours ago, G_B_ said:

But Pakistan have been getting good amount of revenue from ICC events. Around $17 million a year or so I believe. Their net revenue is to tune of $50 million a year.  Sure a series with India would have meant a single tour even in the UAE would be worth much more, but still its more than enough to run a decent domestic competition.

But its not enough left over after all the babus wet their beaks.  That's why Pak domestic cricket atrophied to the extent it did.  And why the PCB was so desperate to sue the BCCI. 

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36 minutes ago, G_B_ said:

That is very true.

 

Apparently pcb went on a stadium remodeling spree despite nobody touring.

 

The work seems to have been very shoddy based on floodlihht failues and poor drainage at karachi.

 

 

I vaguely remember watching some Pakistan matches on tv during the 90s and 2000s before the SL attack.  most times their stands would be empty for test matches. Even for ODIs  it wouldn’t be packed unless they were playing India. Even for test matches involving India, their stands would be empty more often than not. I remember most of the crowd leaving after Afridi getting out during the Ind - Pak series.

 

Now compare that to India were even Ind-Zim test matches used to see full crowd. This was in  the previous decades though. Now you see a lot of empty stands for test matches even for big series.

 

As much as Pakistanis would deny, their cricket at home needs India. Obviously looks like the novelty of third string sides touring them is waning of too.

 

Whenever I see Pakistani cricket analysis, it starts and ends with “system ko badlo”, “system kharaab hai”. Now when Imran Khan tried to do a total 180 now they are complaining “what’s wrong with the existing system that produced so many stars” :laugh: .They have no clue what they want. 

 

India on the other hand despite all its flaws ensured the cricketers were well taken care of. Guys like Dalmiya and Srinivasan should get a lot of credit for that. 

 

However as much as I would like to laugh at Pakistan babus incompetence when it comes to  developing infrastructure, Indian babus are not that far behind. In fact I have brought this up before on the Ganguly conflict of interest thread, Eden Gardens the most iconic stadium in India has a piss poor drainage system. Now even if we give Ganguly a pass as he can’t change that overnight, they couldn’t even spend money to rent a helicopter that many top of the line stadiums in India can afford. I remember a match being washed away due to overnight rain a couple of years back. That Was disgraceful and shows that cricket affairs is better in the hands of guys like Srinivasan and Dalmiya than ex-cricketers.

 

Pakistan cricket administration  is pathetic and full of comedy material. However clearly corruption and inefficiency is not the reason because India and even Bangladesh have made progress despite having the same kind of babu culture. 

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On 10/10/2019 at 4:04 AM, sandeep said:

Can't win a war with a broken wooden sword.  What was it that Imran Khan said about the players imported for a cricket World XI a couple of years ago? Phateechar?

Phateechar pm Khan...

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